You've waited for years for this to happen.
Rob Darling is in your town. He's really here.
And you have tickets to see him perform

Rob Darling is not just the best singer on the planet--
He's your personal hero.

You can feel your heart hammering as you approach the door.
You have all of his songs memorized. You know all the trivia.
This is it!

You survey the crowd filing into the theatre patiently.
It's too bad you'll be stuck with all these lukewarm "fans."
Half of them had probably never heard of Robby before he announced his visit.
Too bad that he might think you're one of them.
Too bad you couldn't meet him.

You stop and smile. Too bad it can never happen.

That's when you notice the alley leading behind the theater.
If you could sneak back stage, you could.... no, too risky.
Well, nobody is looking that way.... You could just peek....

You only live once.