#1 You wake up in a dark warehouse, your head is pounding.   \n
You look around and see what looks like an old fashioned spring scale.  \n
You can't figure out how you got here, what do you do? 
.2 Check out the scale
.3 Explore the warehouse for a way out
.4 Wait here for someone to find you


#2 The scale seems to have 3 dials on it, strange.  One from 1-12, \n
one reads from 1-31, and the third is from -10,000 - +10,000.  It seems \n
to be stuck on 7/12/-7500.  You notice there are also two buttons, a red one labeled \n 
"DO NOT PRESS," and a blue button that says "REALLY, DO NOT PRESS."  What do you do?
.5 Press the red button
.6 Press the blue button
.3 Forget this, go find a way out

#3 Everything else is in a box, there don't seem to be any exits, you start \n
to get really bored.
.2 Go back and check out the scale
.4 Call out for help
.3 Keep exploring anyway


#4 You start to hear footsteps approaching, this may or may not be a good thing.  \n 
.7 Run
.8 Wait

#5 Alarms blare!  You hear footsteps running toward you and see \n
flashlights approaching.  Whoever it is seems angry.
.9 Press the red button again and hope the alarms shut off
.6 Press the blue button
.7 run

#6 The scale ticks and whirs!  You're surrounded by blinding white light.  Slowly \n
it fades and you find yourself in the bottom of a deep canyon.  One way seems open, \n
while the other heads deeper into the canyon.
.10 Wait for someone to find you
.11 Head towards the open end
.12 Go further into the canyon

#7 You're quickly surrounded, wrestled to the ground and handcuffed. \n
You feel a needle prick your neck and everything gets all woozy.  You lose.

#8 The footsteps get even closer!  They sound really angry...
.7 Run!


#9 Well that didn't help, the alarms just got louder.  Those people coming \n
are starting to sound pretty annoyed...
.7 Run
.6 Press the blue button
.8 Just give up..

#10 Half an hour goes by, it doesn't seem like anyone's coming...
.10 Wait for someone to find you
.11 Head towards the open end
.12 Go further into the canyon

#11 The ground ends abruptly and you're met with a gaping cliff.  There's no way down.
.10 Go back to the scale and wait
.12 Head in the other direction

#12 The walls begin to narrow, you start to hear rustling and movement \n
high up on the canyon walls where you can't see.
.13 Just keep going
.14 Call out to see who's there
.15 Throw a rock at the noise

#13 A huge boulder blocks your progress, now there's even more movement around you.
.14 Call out to see who's there
.15 Throw a rock at the noise

#14 A scruffy head in dire need of a haircut pops out from behind a rock. \n
He yells at you in some language you can't understand.
.16 Imitate him and yell back
.15 Run
.15 Throw a rock

#15 You must've startled whoever was hiding 'cause an arrow comes \n
out of nowhere and hits you square in the back.  Nice job, good luck getting \n
out of this canyon alive.

#16 You must've said something right 'cause some more heads pop out \n
and everyone inches forwards, curiously, to investigate you.  What do you do?
.15 Run
.15 Throw a rock
.17 Take out your cell phone in an attempt to convince them that you're a GOD!

#17 Uh-oh, your phone is pretty low on juice.  There might be just enough left \n
for a couple minutes of use.
.18 Call your mom
.19 Play your N*Sync ringtone
.20 Play your Beatles ringtone

#18 You don't have any service.  You're in a canyon, stupid.
.19 Play your N*Sync ringtone
.20 Play your Beatles ringtone

#19 Aggh, nobody likes that crap!  They kill you on the spot.

#20 The flashing screen and soothing sounds of "Here Comes the Sun" amaze and \n
captivate these natives.  They bow down and bestow to you their sacred head-dress \n
and begin worshiping you.  Good job, they think you're a god.