The police raid your neighbor's house and discover an industrial-scale meth lab.
They offer you a job on the force and you never have to finish your boring reading.
After eight years of service, you are shot in the eyeballs and enrolled into a top-secret cyborg police officer
initiative which outfits you with robot eyes much better than your old human ones. You spend the rest of your days
fighting crime as an awesome cyborg.
The End