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You have a sprained ankel so you can only walk slowly.
False evidence in hand you limp quickly to a nearby
gas station. You notice your car in the parking lot! Wow.
You get in and the keys are right there on the floor
as usual. You start it up and hit the open road. You
crank up the radio and break open a bag of cheese nips

You will get to the bottom of this.

THE END