Of course, by now, you know that you are supposed to add "in bed" to the end of your fortune cookie fortune. My co-worker got a really funny fortune from Happy Wok the other day. I swear they made this one up for "in bed" on purpose:
Don't force it, use the proper tool.
This one does not bode well for the effiacy of your partner's birth control: "You will get something new within a week."