Special Features

Wise Owl says: "We are the music makers, and we are the breakers of strings."

Special: This week only!

Types of noodles

Coming soon, as early as next week!

How many items can I fit in my nose?

Past Special features

• Microsoft is a board game
• Songs I've learned
• Computer stupidities
• Block diagrams
• Things I picked up off the street
• Superweek results
• How to cook rice
• How many pop tarts did I eat?
• Receipts
• Yogurt covered things
• What were they looking for?
• Window Managers
• Nothing this week, sorry
• Pictures of Mercapto
• One Free Issue
• Background of the Day
• Things to do at Wal-Mart
• Lousy Late-Night Snacks
• Tires reviewed
• Other webpages that get updated every day.
• Breathing exercises.
• How long did I sleep through my alarm?
• Random polymer chains!
• Darts!
• How many times did I tie my shoes?
• How much did my books cost?
• Uses for pipe-cleaners.
• Why do good people freak out and become stupid over the holidays?
• Cool stuff from the SWAP Shop.
• The best parts of Austin Powers.
• Why didn't I update my webpage yesterday?
• What day of the week is it?
• How long does it take me to get to school?
• Marcapto's diet
• "Quotes"
• Going nowhere fast
• What's on TV?
• Leg Hair
• What am I studying?
• Could you speak up?
• Who's Brenton?
• How many spoons did I use?
• What's in my pockets?