[Log started by DorianX Sun Oct 24 16:55:54 1999] Alex exclaims, "Awwk! Log started!" DorianX asks, "ANyoen want to beta read soem stories for me?" Dilbon says, "It was about a year ago when I first burned my finger." Adam walks into the lounge. Saves on the teleportation charges, and it's good exercise. Brendan asks, "Why was a log started?" Brendan says (to adam), "Hi." Ellison says, "heya Adam" DorianX says (to brendan), "I want to log something" Brendan says (to DorianX), "Ah." andyf says (to Lonewolf), "Aha. Football." andyf knows Jack Squat about American football. DorianX asks, "log #channel will log #channel, not log the lougnte to #channel.txt, right?" HairBrain says, "'scuse me." HairBrain puts on some pants and combs his cerebrum. No, that's not it. I'm saying that if there's a feeling that goes with being a can of tuna, then that's how I feel. We grow THE POTATO and use it in 120 WAYS vaporware says, "Alex pages: Syntax: log filename lines username #channel" devil asks (of Alex), "I DON'T HAVE YOUR DOPE...wait, I'm being logged?" HairBrain is only in it for the deathdrugs. Alex asks (of devil), "Um, seven?" DorianX says (to vw), "I'm nto sure that answers my question" DorianX says, "more improtantly, anyone who's willing to beta my stories, please join #R" devil says, "Damn, Intel's up to 700 MHz." Brendan says, "Hmm. Web semi-hosting/redirection for $30. Whee!" devil says, "They must have put in a whole bunch of all-nighters to get *that* ready." Hello? Is anybody there? I don't mean to be a bother, but my ice is melting. Marvin leaves the MUD. HairBrain says (to devil), "Maybe their engineers work in shifts." DorianX says, "http://144.126.197.210/R" devil says, "The Mac is now 1/2 the MHz. of the PC. :-(" andyf asks (of devil), "The company policies are flip-flopping 700,000,000 times per second?" DorianX says, "fuck" andyf says, "also, gotta go." devil says (to andyf), "Har har." andyf says, "Later, folks." devil says (to andyf), "Good riddance. ;)" devil waves andyf emote makes a bad joke, then leaves before the pies are thrown. andyf goes home to sulk. Back to the primordial soup with you, buddy! *** You have lost three hours of sleep and 20 megs of disk space *** K goes home. K has disconnected from ifMUD. Brendan afk Brendan back Dan_Wood appears out of nowhere, now with fighting kung-fu action! Dan_Wood exclaims, "Yay brane!" devil asks (of Dan), "Your brane did something nice for you today?" Brendan says (to dan), "Hi." Dan_Wood says, "No, its still there. I figured with all the coughing I've been doing lately, it'd rattle out." Marvin says, "Hi." devil says, "later" devil disappears in a burst of flame pack up your sins and go home! Dan_Wood says, "Anyways, I'm going to spend tonight making AutoCAD and Lightwave work for me." Ender asks, "Any Matrix fans here?" Brendan says, "I like a Matrix." Brendan says, "I also wanna see it." HairBrain says (to Brendan), "Well, you'll have to see it for yourself. We can't tell you, see." Lonewolf says (to Ender), "Me. Also, my roommates and I are going to be shaving our heads and dressing like Matrix characters from the Nebuchadnezzar." Ender says, "I was gonna ask a fanboy style question:" Lonewolf says (to Ender), "For Halloween, that is. (Rather than wearing black trenchcoats, which everyone does and doesn't look cool.)" Brendan says (to HairBrain), "Of course." Ender says, "Given that I'm a scrawny white guy with a shaven head, not a big black guy with a shaven head..." Ender asks, "Should I bother wearing the same colour tie a Morpheus, or should I pick a better colour?" Ender asks, "In other words: accuracy or style?" Lonewolf says (to Ender), "Accuracy. Also, rub soy sauce on your body." Ender says (to Lonewolf), "A friend of mine was gonna be Trinity (and I find it really WEIRD to picture her in tight leather...) but I think she changed her mind." Brendan says (to lno), "Hee." Ender says (to Lonewolf), "It's not gonna be very accurate anyway, cause the tie isn't leather. Neither is the jacket, as I was bitching about earlier..." Brendan asks (of Ender), "Weighty?" The application is very touchy and development is hindered by guys with shotguns killing my shell windows. dfan arrives with the golden An and says, 'Has anybody seen a man in a tan truck?' Ender says (to Brendan), "No, fairly nice looking actually." Lonewolf says (to Ender), "Ok, then you can go with the anti-Morpheus Morpheus. White vs black, plastic vs leather, etc." Brendan says (to dfan), "Hey." Marvin says, "Hi." Brendan says (to Ender), "Ah." Ender says, "Just not a leather type of person." Brendan says (to Ender), "Oh." Psmith says, "Eeeagh! Sudden style change by Alta Vista." dfan says, "Oh yeah, I've been meaning to check that out" dfan says, "Hmmm" Brendan says (to Psmith), "Ah, happened last night to someone, I forget. I think Grocible. Right in the middle of a search." Ender says, "Hmm. Gonna try something, which is probably gonna crash my computer. If I disconnect suddenly, pray for me." Brendan prays. (From Brendan) If you pray enough, your prayers may be answered. Brendan says, "Moria joke sorry." Brendan says, "Also, comma" Ender says (to Brendan), "Not yet! Don't waste it!" dfan | We've expanded. We've streamlined. We've questioned everything. Ellison says, "bbl" Ellison has disconnected. Ellison spontaneously bursts into flame... After several painful minutes, all that's left is ash, which blows away in a gentle, magical breeze. dfan says, "Bully for them." Brendan throws himself to the ground in front of the altar. Brendan laughs. Brendan says, "cough" markm slips into the room quietly. markm says, "Hi." markm says, "Just in for a few secs" HairBrain says, "marky marky emm" Brendan says (to markm), "Hey!" Adam asks (of Mark), "How's it going?" Adam asks (of Mark), "Slept much?" Brendan asks (of markm), "How's Alec and Julie?" Brendan says (to Adam), "Heh." markm says (to Adam), "Heh. Not really." markm says (to Brendan), "They're both doing fine." HairBrain exclaims (at markm), "Congratulations!" markm says (to HairBrain), "thanks" Brendan says (to markm), "That's always good." markm says, "Last night Alec wanted to eat every couple of hours." Brendan says (to markm), "Heh." Brendan says, "I like a baby" markm says, "So of course, he had to be changed just as often." HairBrain says (to markm), "Oh, and *** You have reproduced ***, of course." Brendan says (to HB), "Ha" markm says, "It seems to have fallen to me to do the changing, given that Julie's the one who can feed him." HairBrain exclaims, "Yay in/out load distribution!" markm says (to HairBrain), "Hopefuly not equal in as out." Ender goes home. PROGRAM HAS DISAPPEARED INTO THE BLACK LAGOON markm says, "Anyway, gotta get back to Alec. Surprising how a little tiny guy can demand so much time from a couple of adults." markm waves. HairBrain waves. Brendan says, "Bye/" markm has disconnected. markm goes back to his bedroom. Marvin says, "Floopiness." Ryan says, "D'oh." Brendan signed ifMUD Beautiful Baby Pool. Brendan says, "Jeez, I'm weird." Brendan says, "Someone slap me." HairBrain slaps Brendan with a rather large flounder. Brendan says, "Yeow." Marvin asks, "Can I have a go, too?" Brendan says, "Slap me." HairBrain gives rather large flounder to Marvin. Brendan slaps himself. Wow, it feels good to finally slap that bastard. Marvin makes a few adjustments to the flounder Brendan says, "No! Don't set in on 'kill'!" Marvin slaps Brendan with a post-mortemly-gentically-modified realy really HUGE flounder with added slimy stuff. (From Brendan) >splotch< Marvin says, "Plus lots of spelling mistakes." Dan_Wood goes home. *** You have gained 7 hours of sleep. *** Lonewolf says, "Ok, that recipe for bouillabaisse just looks too fucking tempting to ignore" Lonewolf says, "Also, too expensive for someone like me to afford. the lobsters themselves would set me back a pretty penny." dfan says, "Woo bouillabaisse" Lonewolf says, "nodnodnod" Lonewolf says, "usenet cookbook" dfan asks (of Lonewolf), "When did you become such the cook?" HairBrain says (to Lonewolf), "Silly adventurer, fish are for slapping." Brendan says (to hb), "Heh." Grocible has connected to ifMUD. Grocible arrives in a brand-spankin' new horseless carriage. Grocible says, "Afternoon." dfan says, "Evenin Groc" Psmith says (to Groc), "Evening." Brendan says, "!" HairBrain says, "Anyway, time for a couple of hours' refreshing sleep. Bye beddy bye bye bye." Brendan says, "Rage playing Worcester on 11/30!" Brendan waves. HairBrain puts on some pants and combs his cerebrum. Blender: Not for use as an aquarium. "This wasn't what I had in mind when I requested a smoothie." Psmith says, "Sleep. Interesting thought." Marvin wanders in, looking bored. Hello? Is anybody there? I don't mean to be a bother, but my ice is melting. Brendan giggles at the Neil Diamond picture on ticketmaster.com vaporware says, "Woo, Mr. T in a commercial with Very Troyer." vaporware says, "Vern." Brendan says (to vapor), "Saw that. Ehh." dfan says, "Hey, someone set a new marathon world record today" dfan says, "2:05:42" dfan says, "I wonder how long it'll be before someone breaks two hours." Adam says, "Oh? I thought the current record was already 2:02:something" dfan says, "Used to be 2:06:05" Grocible says, "I wonder when the number will stop decreasing." dfan says, "By my calculations, that's an average of a 4:52 mile" Brendan asks, "What's a website where I can get tickets?" Adam asks, "It's what, 26 miles 285 yards? 385?" vaporware asks, "www.ticketmaster.com?" Brendan says, "other than that" [Log finished Sun Oct 24 17:51:52 1999]