[Log started by DorianX Sat Sep 11 00:44:48 1999] Alex exclaims, "Awwk! Log started!" DorianX says, "Just noticed somethign on the door across the hall." andyf asks (to DorianX), "Does it have tentacles?" inky asks, "an x made in lamb's blood?" DorianX says, "I'll not change the names since it's irrelevant to anyone here" inky says, "better do one on your own door too, and fast." inky says, "wait, wrong holiday." boucher asks, "Dept. of Alchemy?" thumper asks (to inky), "What holiday is it now?" boucher says, "Also late." DorianX | Kelly, My (heart) for you is eternal and DorianX | if anyone means that it's me inky says (to thumper), "rosh hashana" (From inky) DorianX says "But the weird thing is it's a real heart nailed up there" DorianX | I (heart) u more than words can say DorianX | I'm sorry I was drunk. DorianX | Love you Rachel (From thumper) DorianX | I'll never fuck him again. (From Adam) DorianX | Love, Ross --DOH! Should've changed the names after all DorianX says, "d r u n" andyf asks (to DorianX), "Was this pinned to the door, or carved into it?" DorianX says, "k, actuallty" DorianX says, "Written on a wipeboard" andyf says (to DorianX), "So you could make some small changes..." inky says, "well, I'm all for that hot girl-girl action" inky says, "but, yeha" DorianX says, "I could, but I'd rather find out whether it's the lesbian apoology note it appears to be first." inky says, "I suggest replacing the heart pictures with screw pictures" DorianX falls down laughingh andyf says (to inky), "There are male Kellys, you know." DorianX says, "It's the door to a girl's room" inky says, "true" inky says, "tragically" DorianX says, "A girl named Kelly, no less" andyf asks (to DorianX), "Ah. Could it possibly be a prank?" DorianX says, "Possibly. THough I did see the drunk author stumbling off looking unpleased" inky says, "(that being a riff on a thing a friend of mine did, taking screw stickers and apparently usng them all up on bumperstickers like "I my german sherpherd")" andyf says (to inky), "Heh. I;ve heard of that one. Although with 'bone' stickers." lurd says (to inky), "YM "I my german shepard"" DorianX says, "I could be misinterpreting this terribly, but it seems a plausable misinterpretation" Adam says (to inky), "I [club] my dog; I [spade] my cat" andyf says, "(more appropriate for dogs, somehow)." DorianX says, "Sort of a strange thign to write on a public wipeboard" andyf says (to DorianX), "It does. You could add a note underneath..." boucher asks, "It's not Kelly's board?" DorianX says, "Well, it briedfly crossed my mind that it might be neighorly to make it less suggestive" DorianX says, "Well,hers or one of her roommates, but it's on public display" boucher says, "When I was in school, people wrote all sorts of crap on the boards outside of their rooms." inky says (to DX), "like "I like you a lot. Do you like me? Yes/no --Love, your boozin' buddy"" boucher says, "And if it was embarassing, all the better." DorianX says, "In case rachel did something like shagged ehr boyfriend and just was too drunk to write a proper appology" (From lurd) inky says, "In my case, no one wrote stuff no my clipboard, but there was always a pile of almonds outside my door in the morning." DorianX says, "I've gotot get a wipeboard at some point" inky says (to lurd), "yay" (From thumper) DorianX says, "And then people'll write me loving apologies." inky says, "hmm" (From Adam) DorianX says, "*I* want gay love notes too" inky says, "I used to theorize that this stuff never happened to me, but maybe the problem is just that I don't have a whiteboard" inky says, "or my neighbors don't" andyf says (to inky), "Hmm. In my two years in a dorm, I never had a wipeboard. Maybe I missed something." boucher says, "Hmmm...reminds me of a prank I pulled on my across-hall neighbor." DorianX says, "I did freshman year, but it disappearedafter a night's extreme drunkeness (Not even my own. SHame.)" andyf says, "Although it wasn't really a dorm. No true dorm is full of pretentious grad students." boucher says, "His entrance was in a nook so that he couldn't see it from inside the room." DorianX asks, "Mine has a priest in it. DOes that count?" boucher says, "I removed the peephole lens assembly and put it back in backwards." DorianX says, "Rool" lurd exclaims, "Whiteboard update - I managed to scam one of the new whiteboards for my office at work. Wooo!" DorianX says, "Aside from the fact that he's a him." boucher says, "Then I put up a sign after he closed the door under it with an arrow pointing to the hole and wrote "Free freak show!"" (From lurd) lurd says, "Now my coworkers can leave me love notes while I am out at lunch." DorianX says (to boucher), "shoulda gone to the girl's dorm and charge admission." inky says (to lurd), "or they can draw taunting pictures of cookies" boucher says, "What, and get lynched? I knew it was safer to do it to Tom." andyf says (to boucher), "Heh. That's evil." DorianX says, "Some times, it's worth getting lynched." (From thumper) DorianX says, "Except for the stretch marks." DorianX says, "The college has declared it an offence to display alcohol-related posters in dorm rooms. also to display a collection of liquor bottles, or the like." lurd says (to inky), "Only if they want a bloodbath on their hands." Jaybird goes home. Jaybird has disconnected from ifMUD. How unseemly! boucher says, "I first met him at 3AM, while he pounding away with a hammer in the hallway, attempting to bend long nails into the shape of a heart for his girlfriend." (From thumper) DorianX says, "So I protest by displaying posters of cough-syrup." (From andyf) Girl's dorm votes to lynch boucher. inky asks, "was he in love with her or getting dumped by her?" lurd says (to thump), "hee" boucher says, "Love. But he was a Mech. Engineering major, so he was a little strange." inky asks, "was he in love with her or getting dumped by her?" inky says, "hmm" inky says, "er" DorianX says, "Actually, I bought one from casablanca and one of a 1694 map of the world. I wish I'd gotten there earlier soI could get some escher, and I also regret not having bought the goldfinger poster." andyf asks (to DorianX), "Why is it any of the college's business what posters you have inside your rooms?" inky says (to andyf), "ha ha ha." boucher says, "He also had a fetish for building these...hell, I can't even recall what they're called now." andyf asks (to boucher), "Sex toys?" andyf ducks and runs. DorianX says (to andy), "It's actualyl the result of a rule oriented mostly to preven people from paperigntheir walls with beer cartons" DorianX says, "(which used to be common here." inky says (to andyf), "you talk like you don't think the dorm-owners are your mom." Limax had a pair of inflatable lips in his dorm room window. boucher says, "Some sort of vortex chamber that produces air of two temperature extremes at either end." (From mcp) (belated) Robyn Hitchcock asks, "Should I say it with flowers, or should I say it with ... nails?" lurd exclaims, "ha!" andyf says, "Say it with explosives." lurd laughs DorianX says, "I've got 4 wall decorations; the casablanca poster, the world map from 1694, a piece by Dale Terbush called 'Twice told treasures', and the dragon playing Adventure" lurd says, "I am glad I got married before I found this place." Limax says (to lurd), "You and me both." inky asks, "otherwise you would never get a date?" inky asks, "or because you would decorate your room funny?" Limax says, "Both." DorianX says, "http://home.bluecrab.org/~rraszews/advent.jpg" lurd says, "No, I would court women with buckets of 10 penny nails." andyf says, "OK, that's it. Gotta get married NOW, before it's too late." andyf has disconnected. andyf goes home to sulk. Back to the primordial soup with you, buddy! boucher says, "Heheh...off to Vegas!" thumper says (to andyf), "And you're off to the chapel." inky says (to lurd), "hey, you gotta be clear right from the start who's going to do home repairs" DorianX says, "Ditto. Wonder if Kelly's officially available now..." andyf asks (to thumper), "Yep. ANybody know where I can find a bride?" lurd laughs some more inky says (to DorianX), "aha!" DorianX says (to alex), "end log" inky says (to DorianX), "add to the whiteboard "PS have you talked ot that cute guy across the hall? he's dreamy"" DorianX says, ":-)" Adam says (to andy), "http://www.hymen.com for Filipina mail-order brides" DorianX says (to alex), "log off" [Log finished Sat Sep 11 01:05:47 1999]