[Log started by Jota Fri Aug 20 09:18:56 1999]

Spatch points to "letter from a domain squatter", by ivan
lurd says, "Area lurd must remember to keep jokes short."
<K-Y> K-Y has connected to ifMUD.
katre says, "They should mail the squatter a letter saying, "Normally, we
  would be happy to buy these domains from you.  However, as a responsible
  company, we cannot buy anything from someone with such a horrible use of
  the language.  Thank you very much.""
K-Y arrives, then tries to turn the lounge into a small business.
Jota greets Ky.
K-Y says, "Hello."
lurd says (to K-Y), "hello\"
<Drevel> Drevel has connected to ifMUD.
Drevel arrives holding a fistful of cork nuts. Suddenly, a flock of wild
  parrots descends upon him! Moments later, he finds himself bereft of both
  cork nuts and pants.
Kraxis arrives from the east.
Kraxis heads west.
Drevel heads west.
Drevel likes a lounge. He prefers the one at the Radisson in Minneapolis,
  but this one'll do in a pinch.
Kraxis arrives from the east.
Kraxis says, "hello all"
lurd says, "hello drevel,kraxis"
Drevel says, "Hello."
Jota greets Drevel.
Jota greets Kraxis.
Drevel greets Jota.
(From Kraxis) Jota says, "I wear women's clothes."
(From Kraxis) greet Jota
Spatch asks (to kraxis), "Uh, are you having fun?"
Jota asks (to Kraxis), "Is that supposed to be amusing?"
Kraxis says, "Y'know when everyone was doing to me last night they all
  thought it was rather amusing"
(From Kraxis) wave
Spatch says, "I'm sure they didn't just do it out of the blue."
Kraxis says, "hmmm, uh, yeah they did"
Spatch says, "And I'm sure they didn't just emit 'wave' or 'greet Jota',
  neither."
Drevel asks (to Kraxis), "Are you sure you're not looking for :?"
Kraxis asks, "What do you mean, I didn't see anything about that on the
  FAQ?"
Jota says (to Kraxis), "'help pose'"
Kraxis says, "Yeah, I try it and I type in :wave and it says something
  like, that is not a valid command"
Kraxis says, "I type :Jump and it comes back with Not a valid command.  Try
  typing help"
Drevel jump
Drevel says, "Sorry."
Kraxis says, "Y'know, thanks Drevel, at least you tried to help, the rest
  of you aren't nearly as nice as you claim to be"
Kraxis says, "People are nicer on the murdering MUDS"
[Unsetting the zoned flag.]
Kraxis says, "y'know, forget you guys"
Kraxis goes home.
<Kraxis> Kraxis has disconnected from ifMUD.
Jota says, "Well, wasn't that strange."
Spatch asks, "So, are you looking for a combat kind of MUD?"
lurd says, "he left"
Drevel says, "I only just saw him, but he didn't seem that bad."
Drevel asks, "What happened last night?"
PollBoy hollers, "Spatch has changed the poll! There's a new poll, which is
  new, because of the change, which just happened."
Spatch changes poll to: Motto: People are nicer on the murdering MUDs
lurd laughs
Spatch says, "Oh good lord. I'm proposing that to be our New Motto."
K-Y asks, "A "Murdering" MUD?"
Drevel says (to K), "A player killing MUD."
K-Y says, "Right. Those."
Drevel concentrates, and disappears.
Spatch says, "One where you roam around the countryside killing Beastly
  Fidos with your +12 Saber of Dood, no doubt"
K-Y asks, "Hold on... New Motto? Was there an old one?"
<Iain> owl
Iain arrives from the east.
katre goes home.
<katre> "He says to me, 'I don't like the cut of your jib.'  So I says,
  'Hey, baby!  It's the only jib I got!'" - TEMBWBAM
Iain says, "Hello."
Jota greets Iain.
Jota says (to Iain), "You missed the wacky newbie showcase."
Iain says (to Jota), "Who was it"
Iain asks, "?"
Jota says, "Someone called Kraxis."
Iain says (to Jota), "Oh, I left just as it arrived."
Jota nods, "A recap of 60 or so would cover it, if you'd like to join the
  discussion.
Iain says, "Ah, recap, of course."
Spatch says, "Alex should log and save this"
K-Y says, "Or at least someone."
Jota says (to Alex), "log 75 kraxis"
Jota says (to Alex), "log kraxis 75"
Alex exclaims, "Awwk! Log started!"
Iain laughs.
Jota says (to ALex), "log off"

[Log finished Fri Aug 20 09:19:02 1999]