This portion of my internet home is devoted to myself in an even more disgustingly egotistical manner than the rest of this veritable shrine. Sorry. No really, if you're not interested in this kind of crap just wander off and dig into what are, at least in my mind, the more important sections of the site. I don't believe that the information on this page will help construct any semblance of an accurate image of me - but maybe it'll be amusing.
My Curriculum Vitae (the french is just to fuck with you)
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