Celebrity Magazines

I was reading an article on Salon about celebrity blogs, and it brought up the topic of all the celebrity magazines, like Sylvester Stallone's Sly Magazine, and Gene Simmons' Tongue mag.

Of course, I had to see just what is on Gene Simmons' blog, and it had the greatest quote ever about celebrity magazines:

Q:"So which is going to be the best magazine - Sly, Gene Simmons' Tongue, or Oprah Magazine?"

A:"It all depends on what you like. If you are a fanatical loyal soldier in the KISS army - and therefore a fanatically unemployed drifter - you may go for Tongue. If you're a househusband into Fluffernutters, Julia Roberts and crying, you'll want to read Oprah. If you're neither of those things, you're gonna like Sly".

From Sly Magazine, by way of genesimmons.com.

As celebrity blogs go, my favorite is always Moby's. I have yet to find a more entertaining source of lefty angst and humor.

If I had my own celebrity magazine, it would feature articles like: "2005 Pajama Pants: Experts' picks for Sunday morning lounging".