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These may not be mine, but they are funny:
Joke #4: A few points to ponder
Joke #6: The Lawyer and the Mack Truck
This is only somewhat abnormal...............
Links to other sites:
John Harvey's Amazing Webpage!
Joe Farrell's awesome new Qbasic game, Terran!
Geomic's Comix and Star Wars RPG homepage!
The Darwin Awards - Most of these are pretty funny.
Something Awful - A very good review site!
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Last updated 09/4/00
When they took the fourth amendment, I was quiet
because I didn't deal drugs.
When they took the sixth amendment, I was quiet
because I was innocent.
When they took the second amendment, I was quiet
because I didn't own a gun.
Now they've taken the first amendment, and I
can say nothing about it.
"Don't insult seven men when all you are packing is a six shooter......." - Col. Sherman Potter, M*A*S*H
"Only two things are infinite -- the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the Universe." - Albert Einstein
"Why do they sterilize needles used for lethal injections?"
"If "Pro" is the opposite of "Con", what is the opposite of "progress"?