President Clinton was in Bagdad talking about the peace accords. Clinton noticed there were 3 buttons on Saddam's chair. He didn't think anything of it at the time. After a few minutes Saddam pressed the first button. Immediatly a box popped out in front of Clinton and a boxing glove popped up and punched Clinton in the nose. Clinton was a little dazed, but he wanted to continue with the peace accords so he kept talking. After a few minutes Saddam pressed the second button. A boot came out of the floor and kicked Clinton in the shin. Clinton is starting to get angry, but he decides to go on. About 5 minutes later Saddam pressed the last button and another boot came up and kicked Clinton in the groin. Clinton had had it at this point and jumped up and yelled, "That's it, I'll see you in Washington D.C. in 2 weeks!"
Two weeks went by and Saddam
came to D.C. He noticed 3 buttons on Clinton's desk and started to get
ready for Clinton's revenge. He started talking and after a few minutes
Clinton pressed the first button. Saddam ducked and nothing happened. He
starts talking again, and after a few minutes Clinton pressed the second
button. Saddam moved to the side, but, again, nothing happened. Saddam
is starting to get suspicious, but he keeps talking. A few more minutes
later Clinton pressed the third button. Saddam jumps up, and still, nothing
happens. At this point Saddam is furious. He yells, " That's it, I'm going
back to Bagdad."
Clinton looks straight at him and responds, "What
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