There was a minister who, one Sunday, decided he was going to take the day off. So, he told one of the assistants that he was in charge of the sermon for the weekend. Then, early in the morning, he took off to a golf course quite a ways away, as to avoid possible confrontations with church members.
God and St. Peter were watching him from heaven. St. Peter turns to God and asks, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?"
God just shakes his head.
So, the minister tees up on the first hole. It is a 400 yard par 5. He licks his finger, sticks it up in the air to check the wind direction, sets up, and tees off. Crack! 400-yard hole in one.
While the minister is dancing on the green, St. Peter turns to God, his face aghast. "I thought you were going to punish him!?!?!!?!!"
God slowly turns to St. Peter. "Who's he going to tell?"
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