A Truck Driver was driving
down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the Road. He stopped
to pick up the priest and give him a ride. A ways down the road the Truck
Driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck on a direct
course with the lawyer.
Then he thought "Oh no, I have a priest in the truck I can't run down this lawyer" and at the last second the Truck Driver swerved to miss the lawyer. But, the Truck Driver heard a thump outside of the truck, he looked in his rear-view mirror but didn't see anything.
He turned to the priest and said "Sorry Father, I just missed that Lawyer at the side of the road" And the priest said "Don't worry son, I got him with my door....."
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