Hey ! Buddy! cn't u spel? yo speleed also rong! on yor kmahrt pag!

The above is a not-very-useful comment that I received from one of the many people who have viewed my page. Most have better things to do than point out every little mistake that I make (and I know that I make a few), but apparently this loser had nothing better to do than mail me about it.

Basically, if it's not a waste of your time to send me mail about something, then it won't be a waste of my time to read it. If, however, you have nothing better to do than send people petty e-mail messages, I guess I should feel sorry for you, the loser that you are.

A quick note of redemption for the person who sent me the note mentioned above.

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