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There is really very little of value conveyed by the generic "this is my name, these are my research interests, I work for such and such group, etc" graduate student web page(*), and we aim to keep it that way. Why? Because people expect terse, rarely-updated, and generally [meaningful] content-free pages when they look up a graduate student's personal web page, and we are in the business of exceeding expectations.
Useless information: I moved up here from Portland, where I spent three years designing and writing software for warehousing and fulfillment businesses, and playing a lot of pinball. I am a terribly enthusiastic pinball player, and a terribly bad one. This left a lot of time to contemplate where I'd move next, and seeing as how I'd spent most of my life in a temperate climate, I figured the best thing I could do is to move some place where I would be consumed with misery for a good third of the year. I also made some websites for some people (no they are not all ugly like this one)
More in a similar vein to follow.
(*) My name is Nathan Rosenblum, I'm interested in a little of this and some more of that, and I'm working with the Paradyn/Dyninst group on problems related to stripped binary analysis.