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CAST LIST

Character

Actor

Luke SkywalkerWakko Warner
Princess Leia OrganiaDot "Cute" Warner
"Gunner" BiggsYakko Warner
Uncle (Owen?)Flavio Hippo
Aunt (Beru?)Matria Hippo
Han SoloSkippy Squirrel
ChewbaccaSlappy Squirrel
Obi Wan "Ben" Kanobi"Cool Cat" Rita
R2D2"Silly Puppy" Buttons
C3P0"No Mork" Mindy
Lord Darth VaderPinky the mouse
Lord Darth Vader's voice*"Mr." Brain the mouse
Emporer Cartagia**Mr. Director
Jabba the HuttKatie Kaboom
Bobba FettRalph, the guard
GreedoThadeous Plotz
Lando CalrissianDr. Otto Scratchensniff
Yoda "the wise"Runt, the dog
Jabba's woman1Ms. Hello Nurse
Jabba's woman2Minerva Mink
Imperial CommandersChicken Boo
Jawa1/Ewok2Bobby Pigeon
Jawa2/Ewok3Pesto Pigeon
Jawa3/Ewok2Squit Pigeon
Wikkit EwokThe Godpigeon
The Rancor MonsterBaloney the Dinosaur
Guy in barMr. Skullhead
*Vader's voice was not creditted in the original Star Wars. We think it was James Earl Jones, though.
**This is a temporary joke. Cartagia <was> Emporer of Centauri Prime on Bablyon5. This Emporere's name starts with a P.