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Disclaimer section:
Various aspects are based on characters created by Douglas Adams and J.K. Rowling.
Theme song by John Williams (Harry Potter) and Bernie Leadon (Journey of the Sorcerer) with strings by The Royal Martian Orchestra (from the Eagles album one of these nights), arranged by me.
Other references could be owned by Lucasfilm, General Motors Corp, and Infocom Inc. and/or various subsidiary and/or successors.

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....
There lived a group of wizards. Some of them were good, some were evil, and each did not like
the other. A great war broke out which, for some unknown reason, required the use of clones
on non-wizards. It also necessitated the help of living teddy bears.

Unfortuneately, they could not figure out if they wanted the firece large species, or the
small cuddly species as an ally. Eventually they all wiped out each other.

This is not their story. Now in our story, the wizards actually serve a purpose......

more soon