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Don't you hate it when people put this on their pages?
Gee, don't you think I should have removed it by now?
Who cares--it sets up the joke better
If you can read this you don't need glasses
Sacred Ferengi Rules of Acquisition: and a
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He who laughs at a Klingon, never laughs again.
- 1 Once you have their money, you never give it back.
- 3 Never spend more for an acquisition then you have to.
- 16 A deal is a deal.
- 17 A contract is a contract is a contract.
- 18 A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
- 34 War is good for business.
- 35 Peace is good for business.
- 217 You can't free a fish from water.
- 285 No good deed EVER goes unpunished.
Klingon sons! You killed my bastard! No, wait...