U.S.S Voyager

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Remember: fines DOUBLE in work zones.

Don't you hate it when people put this on their pages?

Gee, don't you think I should have removed it by now?

Who cares--it sets up the joke better

If you can read this you don't need glasses

He who laughs at a Klingon, never laughs again.
Klingon sons! You killed my bastard! No, wait...