After a thorough and fancy statistical analysis, the Beard Committee (2009) presents the results of Beard Off 2009.
The entire competition was nearly devastated when Suhail decided to shave with a week to go. We figure that he wanted to give everyone else a chance. Krishna withdrew from the competition due to the lack of contenders.
Our advanced statistical analysis reveals that Haris swept every category (except puberty beard) by a large margin.
Despite his absence, Aaron handily claimed the puberty beard award.
Dan "Baby Face" Gibson
Noah "Five O'Clock Shadow" Larsen
Jim Doherty (proxying for Polina Dudnik)
Andrew "Bribes Judges" Coonce
David "Won't Follow Instructions" Malec