Summary

After a thorough and fancy statistical analysis, the Beard Committee (2009) presents the results of Beard Off 2009.

Distressing News

The entire competition was nearly devastated when Suhail decided to shave with a week to go. We figure that he wanted to give everyone else a chance. Krishna withdrew from the competition due to the lack of contenders.

Objective Day

Our advanced statistical analysis reveals that Haris swept every category (except puberty beard) by a large margin.

Despite his absence, Aaron handily claimed the puberty beard award.

The Beards of Beard Off 2009

 

The Process

Aubrey demonstrates absorbency technique

The Beard Wrangler performs some science

The panel of judges, looking for things to judge

Everyone, after being judged