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Re: Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is in all jokes concerning sex posted in this mailing list always a
woman the subject? I wonder why the other female member think of it,
I myself don't find it very funny.
Huong
> From listserv@csd.uwm.edu Mon Mar 3 10:37 MET 1997
> Date: Mon, 3 Mar 1997 03:33:50 -0600 (CST)
> Originator: vnsa-l@csd.uwm.edu
> From: "TUAN ANH BUI" <TBUI@sgh.waw.pl>
> To: Multiple recipients of list <vnsa-l@csd.uwm.edu>
> Subject: Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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> DDIE^'M NHU.C GIA PHONG
> Mo^.t co ga'i mo^.t ho^m su+?a soa.n ddi cho+i vo+'i ba.n trai thi`
> ba`
> me. ke^u la.i o^n to^`n ba?o :
> - Con ddi cho+i vo+'i ba.n trai thi` cu~ng ne^n ca^?n tha^.n giu+~
> mi`nh, ddu+`ng la`m ddie^`u gi` ddie^'m nhu.c gia phong, nghen con
> !
> Co^ con ga'i vi` bo+?i Ha'n ho^?ng co' ddu+o+.c ro^.ng ne^n tro`n
> xoe
> con ma('t nhi`n ba` me. ho?i :
> - DDie^'m nhu.c gia phong la` gi` va^.y ma' ?
> Ba` me. tra? lo+`i :
> - Thi' du. nhu+ con ddi cho+i vo+'i no' ro^`i no' mo+`i con di`a
> nha`
> uo^'ng nu+o+'c, ro^`i ho^?ng le~ con ho^?ng ddi . Vo^ to+'i nha`
> no'
> no' mo+'i mo+`i con vo^ pho`ng ngu?, ro^`i no' ke^u con ngo^`i le^n
> giu+o+`ng, ro^`i no' gio+? gio.ng ta'n ti?nh, ro^`i no' "dde`" con
> ra la`m chuye^.n ba^.y ba., ca'i ddo' ke^u la` "ddie^'m nhu.c gia
> phong" ddo' con .
> Co^ con ga'i ga^.t gu` ra ve? hie^?u bie^'t, xong ro^`i co^ ddu+'ng
> da^.y xa'ch bo'p ddi ra cu+?a . Buo^?i to^'i tro+? di`a nha` ho+'n
> ho+?
> khoe vo+'i ba` me. :
> - Sao ma` ma' ddoa'n hay qua' va^.y, ddi coi xi ne^ xong a?nh mo+`i
> con di`a nha` a?nh dde^? uo^'ng nu+o+'c ! Bu+ng ly nu+o+'c ra chu+a
> ki.p uo^'ng thi` a?nh va^'p te' la`m ca? ly nu+o+'c ddo^? le^n
> ngu+o+`i con . Xong ro^`i a?nh ke^u con vo^ buo^`ng a?nh kie^'m
> ca'i
> gi` thay ta.m ddo+.i a?nh sa^'y kho^ ca'i a'o cu?a con ro^`i di`a.
> Con theo a?ng vo^ buo^`ng, a?nh ke^u con ngo^`i tre^n giu+o+`ng,
> ro^`i tu+. du+ng anh ngo^`i ke^' be^n con ...
> Ba` me. lo so+. :
> - Ro^`i sao nu+~a con ? Tha(`ng kho^'n na.n ddo' co' la`m gi` con
> kho^ng ?
> Co^ ga'i ve^nh ma(.t le^n ha?nh die^.n dda'p :
> - Su+'c ma^'y ma` a?nh la`m "ddie^'m nhu.c gia phong" con ddu+o+.c
> ma' ! Con tha^'y a?nh ddi.nh gio+? tro` con lie^`n quay la.i "dde`"
> a?nh xuo^'ng ! Con ga'i cu?a ma' la`m cho a?nh ddie^'m nhu.c gia
> phong, mai con con co`n se~ la`m cho a?nh ddie^'m nhu.c gia phong
> hoa`i !
> Ra^`m ! Ba` me. la(n ra ba^'t ti?nh !
>
>
> TIE^'P TU.C NU+~A DDI
> Mo^.t ba` ddi ve^` trong dde^m khuya bi. mo^.t te^n cu+o+'p cha(n
> la.i. Te^n cu+o+'p qua't:
> - DDu+'ng la.i gio+ tay le^n.
> Ngu+o+`i dda`n ba` so+. qua' na(n ni?:
> - Tui kho^ng co' ddem tie^`n ba.c theo trong ngu+o+`i.
> Ma(.c cho ngu+o+`i dda`n ba` na(n ni?, te^n cu+o+'p lu.c loa.i so+`
> soa.n kha('p ngu+o+`i dda`n ba` kho^ng chu+`a mo^.t cho^~ na`o ca?.
> To+'i lu'c kha'm xe't kho^ng tha^'y co' ca'i gi` dda'ng gia', te^n
> cu+o+'p bu+.c do.c chu+?i the^` mo^.t ca^u ro^`i do+.m bu+o+'c bo?
> ddi thi` nghe ngu+o+`i dda`n ba` re^n ri? :
> - Cu+' tie^'p tu.c xe't nu+~a ddi ro^`i tui se~ ky' cho anh ta^'m
> phie^'u.
>
>
> SAO NGU+NG NGANG VA^.Y
> Mo^.t pha'i ddoa`n ngu+o+`i tu+` ha`nh tinh kha'c dde^'n tha(m
> tra'i
> dda^'t. Mo^.t va^'n dde^` ho. quan ta^m la` la`m the^' na`o ma`
> da^n
> so^' tre^n tra'i dda^'t ddo^ng dda?o nhu+ va^.y. Nho'm chuye^n gia
> tra? lo+`i ho. ve^` ca'ch truye^`n gio^'ng cu?a loa`i ngu+o+`i, va`
> dde^? cho de^~ hie^?u ho. mo+`i mo^.t ngu+o+`i dda`n o^ng tre^n
> tra'i dda^'t "la`m ti`nh" vo+'i mo^.t co^ ga'i tre^n ha`nh tinh.
>
> Cuo^.c ma^y mu+a die^~n ra xong. Co^ ga'i ha`nh tinh mo+'i ho?i
> ngu+o+`i dda`n o^ng :
> - Em be' dda^u ?
> - Chi'n tha'ng mu+o+`i nga`y nu+~a mo+'i co'
> Co^ ga'i nu~ng ni.u :
> - Chi'n tha'ng nu+~a la^.n ha? . Sao anh ngu+ng ngang xu+o+ng va^.y
>
> DDU+O+.C TRA? TIE^`N
> Hai vo+. cho^`ng ngo^`i xem mo^.t cuo^'n phim ti`nh ca?m . To+'i
> ddoa.n nam vai cha'nh o^m ho^n nu+~ vai cha'nh mo^.t ca'ch vo^
> cu`ng ddam me^ va` cuo^`ng nhie^.t, ro^`i tu+` tu+` di`u na`ng le^n
> giu+o+`ng ngu?, ba` vo+. che'p mie^.ng than vo+'i o^ng cho^`ng :
> - Anh xem, ngu+o+`i ta ye^u ddu+o+ng ti`nh tu+' la` the^', me^
> ma^?n la` the^', ha^'p da^~n la` the^',..., co`n anh...
> O^ng cho^`ng ga('t :
> - Ta.i ca'i tha(`ng ta`i tu+? ddu+o+.c tra? tie^`n dde^? la`m ca'i
> co^ng vie^.c ddo', co`n tui, tui co' ddu+o+.c ddo^`ng xu ca('c
> ke~m na`o dda^u
>
>
>
> KHO'A TRINH TIE^'T
> Tho+`i Trung Co^?, mo^.t ngu+o+`i li'nh le^n ddu+o+`ng ra ma(.t
> tra^.n, tru+o+'c khi ddi anh la^'y ca'i kho'a trinh tie^'t co^.t
> ngang bu.ng vo+. ro^`i vui ve? le^n ddu+o+`ng . Mo^.t ngu+o+`i ba.n
> tha^'y va^.y lie^`n no'i :
> - Tao no'i ma`y ddu+`ng co' buo^`n . Vo+. ma`y xa^'u nhu+ ma lem
> va^.y, co' "hu+o+~n" cu~ng chu+a cha('c ai the`m ro+' to+'i, ho+i
> dda^u ma` ma`y kho'a la.i cho uo^?ng co^ng !
> O^ng cho^`ng cu+o+`i :
> - Thi` bo+?i va^.y ! Sau khi dda'nh gia(.c ve^`, tao se~ no'i vo+'i
> na`ng la` lo+~ la`m ma^'t chi`a kho'a ro^`i !
>
>
>
> - Chi. co' bie^'t co' thuo^'c ngu+`a thai na`o hu+~u hie^.u
> kho^ng, chi? du`m tui vo+'i !
>
> - Nghe no'i anh nha` "ca('t" ro^`i ma`, chi. ca^`n thuo^'c
> ngu+`a thai la`m gi` ?
>
> - Thi` bo+?i o^?ng ca('t ro^`i ne^n tui mo+'i pha?i ngu+`a .
> Chi. na`y ho?i a^'m a a^'m o+' !
>