[JOKE] Laughs of the Day #45 (fwd)

[Hong Lam Vu <vuh000@goofy.zdv.Uni-Mainz.de>]

Hi all,

Ho^m no. co' ba'c gi` tuo+ng le^n ca'i joke "no'i xa^'u" phu. nu+~. Nay,
to^i cho^m dduo+.c tre^n SCV ca'i joke "no'i xa^'u" ky~ su+. Enjoy.

La^m.
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"A Boy and His Frog"


A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".  He bent over, picke=
d
up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the
frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,
I'll stay with you forever and do ANYTHING you want." Again the boy took th=
e
frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful
princess, that I'll stay with you forever and do anything you want. Why
won't you kiss me?"

The boy said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, bu=
t
a talking frog is cool".

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Robbie Arceo =DFE90C                           robbie@pworld.net.ph
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