PIGS- Joke

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Hi anh Die^?mQuynh and folks,

I remind something more about "Animal Farm" by  George Orwell's from 
9th grade program.
In this story, there is a slogan "Four legs good, two legs bad!" 
Could you please, anh Die^?mQuynh, post this story?
For compensation, I have a joke for you to read.

Co^ng Ba(`ng.
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 Hi anh Co^ng Ba(`ng et.al.:
 I  read this novel!
 That is the fact of life! That why it became well known.
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PIGS

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, 
etc...
After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting 
pregnant,
and calls a vet for help.  The vet tells the farmer that he should try
artificial insemination.  The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea 
what
this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the 
vet how
he will know when the pigs are pregnant.  The vet tells him that they 
will
stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud 
when
they are pregnant.

The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought.  He comes to the 
conclusion
that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs.  So, 
he
loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex 
with
them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes up and looks out at the pigs.  Seeing that they 
are
all still standing around.  He concludes that the first try didn't 
take,
and loads them into the truck again.  He drives them out to the woods,
bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to 
bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around.  
One
more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive 
them out
to the woods.  He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning
home, falls listelessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at 
the
pigs.  He asks his wife to look out the window and tell him if the 
pigs are
laying in the mud.  "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one 
of
them is honking the horn."