Vietnamese Jewes = NgheTinh-nians

[Sonnet Nguyen <Sonnet.Nguyen@fuw.edu.pl>]

Cha`o ca'c "ddo^`ng chi'" ca'ch ma.ng la~o tha`nh (!!!)
Cha`o ca'c ba.n tre? ddang "ha'u dda'" ,

Ho^m nay muo^'n no'i va`i lo+`i ve^` Nghe^. Ti~nh = Nghe^. An + Ha` Ti~nh. 
Nghe^. Ti~nh la` mo^.t "ddi.a danh" vo^ cu`ng dda(.c bie^.t cu?a VN,
bo+?i vi` 3 ly' do chi'nh sau dda^y:
1) DDa^y la` que^ hu+o+ng cu?a nhie^`u anh ta`i dda^'t Vie^.t nhu+
   Le^ Hu+~u Tra'c, Chu Va(n An, Nguye^~n Du, etc.  
   Da^y cu~ng la` que^ hu+o+ng nhie^`u ddo+`i vua chu'a VN, 
   nhu+ chie^`u Le^ (tu+` Le^ Lo+.i).  
2) DDa^y la` mo^.t trong nhu+~ng ti?nh nghe`o ddo'i nha^'t cu?a VN
   (trong tho+`i Pha'p thuo^.c) 
   cu~ng co' the^? chi'nh vi` va^.y dda^y la` ca'i no^i cu?a ca'ch ma.ng
   vo^ sa?n VN!!!  No+i dda^y dda~ sa?n sinh ra pha^`n lo+'n VN-se 
   Communists Leaders. Tha^.t kho' hi`nh dung ddu+o+c, vi' du. nhu+
   Sa`i go`n la` que^ hu+o+ng ca'ch ma.ng vo^ sa?n .....  
3) Nghetinh-nians no^?i tie^'ng la` ra^'t "tie^'t kie^.m", be^`n bi?,
   ca^`n cu` va` co' y' chi' cao cu+o+`ng.  
   Ho+n nu+~a ho. co' tinh tha^`n tu+o+ng tro+. nhau ra^'t cao.  
   Cu~ng co' the^? vi` va^.y ma` ho. na('m giu+~ nhie^`u
   cu+o+ng vi. chu? cho^'t trong ca'c co+ quan trung u+o+ng va` o+? ca'c
   tha`nh pho^' lo+'n.  [Ho. thu+o+`ng la`m "Khoa ho.c" ban dda^`u  sau
   ddo' chuye^?n sang Chi'nh tri.  hoa(.c Administrations.]
   (Nghetinh-nians co`n co' "accent" va` tu+` vu+.ng ra^'t dda(.c tru+ng.
   Nhie^`u khi ddu+'ng nghe ho. no'i chuye^.n vo+'i nhau ma` to^i cu+'
   nghi~ la` ho. ddang no'i tie^'ng La`o!)  
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So sa'nh Nghe^.Ti~nh-nians vo+'i Jew cu~ng pha?i lu+u y' la` Jew (tru+o+'c
dda^y) co' chung to^n gia'o (judaism) va` kho^ng co' t/c ddi.a phu+o+ng
(regionalism) nhu+ Nghe^. Ti~nh.  [Kho^ng ro~ la` Nghe^.Ti~nh-nians co'
kie^?m soa't Finanses o+? VN nhu+ Jewes tre^n the^' gio+'i kho^ng?]  
To^i thi` ra^'t qui' ca'c ba.n Nghe^. Ti~nh, nhu+ng tha^.t tha`
ma` no'i co' ra^'t nhie^`u stereotypes kho^ng hay ve^` NgheTinh-nians. 
Tolerance cu?a ngu+o+`i VN co`n ra^'t tha^'p va` chi'nh vi` va^.y nhie^`u
khi ho. kho^ng hie^?u 1 ddie^`u ddo+n gia?n la` ngu+o+`i NT co' 
"different mentality".  Ne^n bie^'t to^n tro.ng dda(.c ti'nh to^'t cu?a
ngu+o+`i NT.  
enjoys,
SN
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