Prostitution as legal profession ?

[Sonnet Nguyen <Sonnet.Nguyen@fuw.edu.pl>]

Hi everybody,
The Ian Bui question "Is it possible to think that prostituition as a
legal profession ?" frequently appearred in current newspapers.  
Lua^.t pha'p cu?a ra^'t nhie^`u nu+o+'c cho prostitution la` illegal,
cu?a mo^.t so^' nuo+'c kha'c la` legal. 
[Mo^.t trong ca'c ddie^?n hi`nh la`  Holland.  Ca'c loa.i narcotics nhe.
cu~ng la` legal in Holland.  (Chi'nh xa'c ra la` illegal, nhu+ng thu+.c
te^' la` no' to^`n ta.i co^ng khai va` hoa.t ddo^ng tu+. do)]
Thu+.c te^' ma` no'i, oldest profession of World, luo^n to^`n ta.i kho^ng
phu. thuo^.c va`o Law (cho no' la` legal hoa(.c illegal).
Cha('c la` pha^`n lo+'n ai cu~ng pha?i co^ng nha^.n su+. tha^.t na`y.
Ne^'u chu'ng ta dda~ co^ng nha^.n vo+'i nhau o+? ddie^?m na`y, thi` co'
the^? tie^'n the^m 1 bu+o+'c nu+~a.  How we can solve this dylemma?
Ta^'t nhie^n la` co' 1 ca'ch gia?i quye^'t kie^?u Ta`u (Ta^`n Thu?y
Hoa`ng) ra^'t trie^.t dde^?.   Ba('t ta^'t ca? Prostitutes cho le^n ta`u
bie^?n, tro+? ra giu+~a bie^?n ro^`i tha? xuo^'ng bie^?n - cu~ng co'
the^? du`ng p/p re? tie^`n ho+n kie^?u Mao Tse Tung ddem ta^'t ca?
prostitutes ro^`i cho^n so^'ng!   
Ta^'t nhie^n ne^'u chu'ng ta tu+. coi mi`nh la` civilised, thi` kho^ng
the^? la`m nhu+ va^.y ddu+o+.c.  ca'c p/p gia'o du.c, ca?i ta.o do.a na.t,
no'i chung la` co' hie^.u qua? nhu+ng 0 the^? gia?i quye^'t ddu+o+.c
this problem mo^.t ca'ch trie^.t dde^?.
Va^.y la` legalization of prostitutions is something natural (?) 
O+? mo^.t so^' nu+o+'c oldest profession is illegal, but Night Clubs
are legal.  O+? nhie^`u Night Clubs, prostitutes act openly - so this kind 
of solution is not satisfied (unconsistent).
Ho+n nu+~a ne^'u Prostitutions ddu+o+.c coi la` illegal, (vo+'i ly' do
dda.o ddu+'c, va` ba?o ve^. quye^`n lo+.i phu. nu+~ - ma(.c du` to^`n ta.i
ca? men prostitutes tu+` la^u ro^`i!) so^' pha^.n cu?a ca'c prostitutes
ca`ng the^m the^ tha?m.
[Nhie^`u tha?m ki.ch cu?a Prostitutes trong Public Houses, bi. ddu? ca'c
ta^`ng u+'c hie^'p]  Nhie^`u ho+n nu+~a, Mafia se~ kie^?m soa't this area
thay cho goverments.  Va^.y la` Ne^'u goverments cho la` illegal
(thu+o+`ng kho^ng muo^'n so+` va`o tie^`n ba^?n), thi`
chi? be'o mafia ! 
Pha?i nha('c la.i nu+~a la` prostitutes trong nhie^`u tru+o+`ng ho+.p la`
ca^`n thie^'t,  vi' du. ai ddo' "su+'t mo^i, lo^`i do^'n, mu~i ca`
chua, gu`, ho'i, que` cu.t, lie^.t" hay la` ma('c 1 so^' ta^.t kha'c
thi` prostitutes la` "main chance" cho ho. .  Kho^ng pha?i ai cu~ng
dde.p trai va` co' ta`i nhu+ ma^'y anh o+? trong VNSA !!!
Legalization la` 1 ca'ch gia?i i't to^'n ke'm va` tu+o+ng ddo^'i hie^.u
qua?.  Ta^'t nhie^n la` pha?i ha.n che^' (with many restritions &
gio+'i ha.n trong 1 so^' regions nha^'t ddi.nh, kho^ng ddu+o+.c qua?ng
ca'o, etc.).  
Cu~ng pha?i ti'nh dde^'n ca'c tru+o+`ng ho+.p kie^?u nhu+ ba('t e'p chi.
em tha^'t nghie^.p nha^.n nghe^` na`y ne^'u kho^ng thi` ca('t cho+. ca^'p
tha^'t nghie^.p. [ Bo+?i vi` ai tha^'t nghie^.p ma` kho^ng nha^.n vie^.c
thi` ca('t cho+. ca^'p ma` !!!]

Prostitutes cu~ng se~ no^.p thue^' nhu+ Associate Professors 
(tha^.m chi' ho. co`n co' lu+o+ng cao ho+n ca? full professors!) 
va` cu~ng se~ ddu+o+.c nha^.n lu+o+ng hu+u sau khi dda~
"co^'ng hie^'n tuo^?i thanh xua^n" cu?a mi`nh cho XH.
Chi. em cu~ng kho^ng ne^n ghen vo+'i high salary cho nghe^` na`y, bo+?i
vi` "It is very very hard work".

Ca'ch gia?i quye^'t na`y mo+'i nghe thi` co' ve? kho^ng co' ti`nh
ngu+o+`i nhu+ng thu+.c su+. la` ra^'t nha^n dda.o va` hie^.u qua?.
Ba?o ve^. ca? quye^`n lo+.i va` su+'c kho?e cu?a Workers & 
Consummers!
Ai dda~ dde^'n Amsterdam hoa(.c so^'ng ta.i ddo' thi` ke^u le^n 1 ca^u 
cho to^i bie^'t.  Su+. tha^.t la` nhu+ va^.y!
SN
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