[humor]Placing Employees (fwd)

[Phan Anh Son <Phan@pgsm.hu>]

>
>What is a human resource?
> The following is a handy guide to insure success
>in job placement:
>
>Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a
>room with only a table and two chairs.  Leave them alone for two hours,
>without any instruction.  At the end of that time, go back and see what
>they are doing........
> \/\/.\/\/.\/\/.
>
>If they have taken the table apart, put them in Engineering.
>If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Finance.
>If they are waving their arms and talking out loud, send them to
>Consulting.
>If they are talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for them.
>If they are sleeping, they are Management material.
>If they are writing up the experience, send them to the Tech. Docs. team.
>If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to
>Security.
>If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, send them to Marketing.
>
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