Re: O+? dda^y co' ba'n ca' tu+o+i- Tu+ tu+o+?ng ca^`u tie^'n???:-)

["DiemQuynh Nguyen" <diemquynhng@hotmail.com>]

Ha ha ha:
Nghe ca^u chuye^.n di' do?m cu?a mo^.t la~o la`ng, to^i tha^'y ca'ch ke^? 
chuye^.n tha^.t cu? mi? cu` mi` nhu*ng cu~ng la'u ra phe^'t dda^'y chu*'! 
Nghe chuye^.n ca' va` lo*`i ba`n cu?a "Kim Tha'nh Tha'n ta^n tho*`i". To^i 
cho*.t lie^n tu*o*?ng dde^'n ca'c cu. "la'u ca'" cu?a ta co' da.y con cha'u 
ca'ch "la'u ca'" ma` ra(`ng:
Tha` "na(`m dda^'t vo*'i chi. ha`ng hu*o*ng (*)
   Co`n ho*n na(`m giu*o*`ng vo*'i co^ ha`ng ca'!"
Theo to^i hie^?u thi` hu*o*ng dda^y la` hu*o*ng lie^.u, tu*'c nu*o*'c hoa, 
chu*' kho^ng pha?i chi. ta buo^n ba'n "hu*o*ng pha^'n" dda^u! Co`n co^ ha`ng 
ca' thi` co' the^? hie^?u la` co^ ha`ng ba'n ca', nhu*ng cu~ng co' the^? la` 
mo^.t co^ ba'n ha`ng  "la'u ca'".
Ca'c ba'c ba`n loa.n ra sao ?
DX

From: Aiviet Nguyen <aiviet2@yahoo.com>

>Hi ba` con,
>
>   Nha^n di.p no'i chuye^.n vo+'i anh TP ve^` ca'c ca'ch hie^?u kha'c
>nhau ve^` cu`ng mo^.t ca^u chuye^.n , ta ba`n ve^` ca'c ca'ch gia?i
>nghi~a kha'c nhau cho ca'c chuye^.n da^n gian cho ddo+~ me^.t dda^`u
>va` cho ddo+`i tu+o+i. To^.i gi` dda(.t ra issue tu+` non-issue ma`
>la.i kho^ng tha^'y khoa'i.
>
>    To^i cu~ng co^' ga('ng ho.c anh TP ru't ra ba`i ho.c ve^` tu+
>tu+o+?ng ca^`u tie^'n trong ca'c chuye^.n cu?a o^ng cha ta. Ke^. o^ng
>cha ta muo^'n nghi~ gi` thi` nghi~ tui thu+? theo anh TP xem co' chi`m
>xuo^`ng kho^ng.
>
>    Sau khi ti`m mo^.t ho^`i to^i tha^'y co' nhie^`u chuye^.n ca^`u
>tie^'n la('m. Co' the^? a'p du.ng va`o
>kinh te^' thi. tru+o+`ng ddu+o+.c. Chuye^.n Dde~o ca`y giu+~a ddu+o+`ng
>la` pho^? bie^'n nha^'t. Ca'i na`y thi` dda~ a'p du.ng va`o ca?i ca'ch
>gia'o du.c dda.i ho.c theo "mo^ hi`nh cu?a My~" :-)). Tha`nh co^ng
>kho^ng quan tro.ng mie^~n la` ca^`u tie^'n :-))
>
>    Tuy chuye^.n na`y no^?i tie^'ng va` ddu+o+.c du`ng nhu+ mo^.t cha^m
>ngo^n nhu+ng ke^'t ca^'u chuye^.n du+.ng do+?, kho^ng bo~ ke^?. Va^.y
>to^i xin cho.n chuye^.n kha'c ( thie^'u gi`): O+? dda^y co' ba'n ca'
>tu+o+i.
>========================
>
>    Co' nha` mo+'i mo+? mo^.t ha`ng ba'n Ca' be`n tru+o+ng ca'i bie^?n
>ro~ to: O+? dda^y co' ba'n Ca' tu+o+i. Bie^?n vu+`a tru+o+ng xong thi`
>co' ngu+o+`i kha'ch to+'i no'i:
>    - Go+'m co' bie^?n, co' ca', co' cu+?a ha`ng ma` co`n pha?i no'i O+?
>dda^y u+?
>    Chu? cho la` pha?i be`n xo'a chu+~ o+? dda^y tha`nh ra Co' ba'n Ca'
>tu+o+i.
>    Vu+`a xong thi` co' ngu+o+`i kha'ch to+'i no'i:
>    - Ta.i sao la.i pha?i khoe "Tu+o+i" kho^ng le~ o^ng ba'n Ca' U+o+n
>ne^n mo+'i pha?i thanh minh cha(ng.
>    Chu? nha` gia^.t mi`nh, ca?m o+n kha'ch va` xo'a vo^.i ngay chu+~
>Tu+o+i. Bie^?n chi? co`n Co' ba'n Ca'.
>    Cha(?ng ddu+o+.c la^u co' mo^.t ngu+o+`i ddi to+'i
>cu+o+`i:
>    - Ta.i sao la.i pha?i Co' ba'n. Kho^ng le~ ba'c la.i mua ca'. Ai ma`
>cha(?ng bie^'t. Vie^'t the^' bo.n co' ho.c no' cu+o+`i cho la` thie^'u
>logic.
>    Chu? tuy kho^ng ho.c ha`nh bao gio+`, nhu+ng cu~ng cho ngu+o+`i co'
>chu+~ che^ cu+o+`i la` dda'ng xa^'u ho^?, be`n xo'a ngay chu+~ "co'
>ba'n". Tha`nh thu+? co`n mo^~i chu+' Ca'.
>    Ngu+o+`i kha'ch cuo^'i ddi qua la^?m ba^?m "dde^'n dda^`u pho^' dda~
>tha^'y tanh ngo`m mu`i ca' thi` ai co`n cha? bie^'t. La.i pha?i nga.o
>nghe^~ co^.c lo^.c tru+o+ng ddo^.c chu+~ Ca'. Kho^ng le~ la.i ba'n
>nu+o+'c hoa"
>    The^' la` chu? ca^'t no^'t chu+~ Ca'.
>
>
>Lo+`i Bi`nh: Tha^.t chu+a tha^'y ai co' o'c ca^`u tie^'n nhu+ anh ha`ng
>ca' na`y. Kho^'n na.n thay la.i sinh nha^`m va`o nha` ha`ng ca'. Ne^'u
>ma` thoa't ddi A^u My~ a('t cu~ng cha(?ng chi.u ke'm nhu+~ng ai a'o
>ga^'m ve^` la`ng.


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