(ddo.c ba'o trong nu+o+'c) Chuye^.n vo+'i ca? tro`!

["Hoang Linh" <linhpriv@salamon.baralib.hu>]

 Hi all,

 Ma^?u chuye^.n ca` cho+'n na`y, to^i ddo.c o+? ba'o "Tie^`n Phong chu?
nha^.t" nha` mi`nh, so^' ra ca'ch dda^y cu~ng dda~ mo^.t na(m ru+o+~i:

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 Chuye^.n la`ng va(n nghe^.: CHE^' LAN VIE^N: MO^.T CHU'T HUMOUR

 Na(m 1959-1960, Vie^.n Va(n ho.c mo+'i ddu+o+.c tha`nh la^.p, so^' ca'n
bo^. chu+a nhie^`u, so^' pho`ng ban co`n ra^'t i't, kie^m nhie^.m nhie^`u
chu+'c na(ng, Ban Co^? Ca^.n Da^n do nha` va(n Vu~ Ngo.c Phan la`m tru+o+?ng
ban, cu`ng la`m vie^.c vo+'i nha` va(n Hoa`ng Ngo.c Pha'ch, Tra^`n Thanh
Ma.i...

 Mo^.t ho^m co' mo^.t cuo^.c ho^.i tha?o. Ca'c nha` va(n o+? be^n Ho^.i Nha`
va(n dde^'n ra^'t ddo^ng. Nha` tho+ Che^' Lan Vie^n cu~ng dde^'n. O^ng
tra^`m nga^m ddu+'ng nhi`n ta^'m bie^?n tru+o+'c cu+?a: Ban Co^? Ca^.n Da^n.
O^ng ho?i:

 - Co^? Ca^.n Da^n la` gi`?

 Nha` va(n Hoa`ng Ngo.c Pha'ch ke'o nha` tho+ Che^' Lan Vie^n va`o pho`ng,
pha tra` mo+`i uo^'ng ro^`i cha^.m ra~i gia?i thi'ch:

 - "Co^?" la` co^? dda.i, "ca^.n" la` ca^.n dda.i va` "da^n" la` da^n gian.
Mo^.t ban nghie^n cu+'u va` dda?m nhie^.m nhie^`u giai ddoa.n va(n ho.c nhu+
va^.y ddo'.

 Nha` tho+ Che^' Lan Vie^n cu+o+`i, ra^'t ddo^n ha^.u. Ro^`i theo tho'i quen
nghe^` nghie^.p, nha` tho+ ru't so^? tay o+? tu'i a'o ra ghi ghi che'p
che'p. DDoa.n o^ng no'i:

 - Ra^'t humour (1)!

 Ma^'y ho^m sau, tre^n ba'o "Va(n nghe^." dda(ng mo^.t ba`i tho+ cu?a Che^'
Lan Vie^n, co' mo^.t kho^? nhu+ sau:

 "Anh o+? Co^? Ca^.n Da^n
 Em o+? Cao Xa` La' (2)
 Quen nhau tu+` mu`a xua^n
 Ye^u nhau tu+` mu`a ha."

 Anh em o+? Vie^.n Va(n ho.c chuye^`n tay nhau ddo.c ba`i tho+, kho^ng ai
ne'n ddu+o+.c cu+o+`i. Nha` va(n Tra^`n Thanh Ma.i nha^.n xe't:

 - O^ng nha` tho+ na`y dda^`y cha^'t humour!

 Nha` tho+ Hoa`ng Trung Tho^ng, trong ho^`i ky' cu?a mi`nh, pha^`n no'i ve^`
nha` tho+ Che^' Lan Vie^n co' ddoa.n vie^'t: "Che^' Lan Vie^n la` ngu+o+`i
uye^n ba'c, chi.u kho' ti`m to`i. Ba`i tho+ "Gu+?i o^ng Tra.ng ho. Hoa`ng
khuye^n bo? tu+?u" pha^`n na`o bo^.c lo^. ca'i cha^'t humour trong phong
ca'ch cu?a Che^' Lan Vie^n ddo^'i vo+'i ba.n be`".

 Ai chi? ddo.c ta^.p tho+ "DDie^u ta`n" cu?a nha` tho+ Che^' Lan Vie^n ha(?n
se~ kho^ng tha^'y phong ca'ch a^'y cu?a o^ng. CO' LE~ CHI? KHI DDI VO+'I
CA'CH MA.NG, O^NG MO+'I CO' DDU+O+.C CA'I CU+O+`I HO'M HI?NH A^'Y. CU+O+`I
VUI MA` KHO^NG PHE^ PHA'N, DDA? KI'CH. CA'I CU+O+`I RA^'T DDO^. LU+O+.NG,
CO' DUYE^N".

 (DDa`o Qua^n)

 (1) Humour: ha`i hu+o+'c.

 (2) Cao Xa` La': cao su, xa` pho`ng, thuo^'c la': khu co^ng nghie^.p mo+'i
ho^`i ba^'y gio+` o+? khu Thanh Xua^n, Ha` No^.i.

 DDoa.n vie^'t hoa la` do to^i nha^'n ma.nh (H.L.)

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 Le~ ra mie^~n bi`nh lua^.n ca'i ba`i vie^'t qua' do+? na`y. Nhu+ng, vi` no'
cu~ng ddem to+'i cho to^i mo^.t so^' "tho^ng tin", "tho^ng ddie^.p"..., ne^n
xin mu+o+.n thanh gu+o+m Koppa'ny cu?a ba'c Aiviet dde^? che'm o^ng ta'c
gia? ba`i ba'o ddo^i chu't. :-))

 1. DDe^'n gio+` to^i mo+'i bie^'t bo^'n ca^u ve^` Co^? Ca^.n Da^n vo+'i Cao
Xa` La' no'i tre^n la` cu?a cu. Che^'. The^' ma` co' la^`n ddo.c ba'o nha`,
trong mu.c vui cu+o+`i, co' anh cha`ng na`o da'm be^ nguye^n bo^'n ca^u ddo'
va` tha?n thie^n ky' te^n mi`nh. Ne^'u co' tho+`i gian, to^i the^` se~ lu.c
la.i ma^'u ba'o dde^? va.ch ma(.t chi? te^n thu? pha.m: vu. na`y vi pha.m
ta'c quye^`n tra('ng tro+.n qua', na`ng V.A. ddi kie^.n ca^`m cha('c ca'i
tha('ng trong tay. :-))

 2. Gia' ba'c Aiviet co`n o+? trong La`ng, to^i se~ nho+` ba'c ta^`m nguye^n
ca'i ba`i tho+ (?) qua' do+? ddo' cu?a cu. Che^' (cu~ng nhu+ ba'c dda~
khie^'n to^i lu.c la.i ddu+o+.c mo^.t va`i ba`i tho+ do+? e.t cu?a cu. Xua^n
Die^.u). To^i cha? hie^?u ca'i humour o+? dda^u ma` ba`i tho+ ddu+o+.c "anh
em Vie^.n Va(n ho.c chuye^`n tay nhau, kho^ng ai ne'n ddu+o+.c cu+o+`i" nhu+
o^ng ta'c gia? vie^'t. Ma` kho^ng bie^'t ai phu. tra'ch tho+ cu?a ba'o "Va(n
nghe^." ho^`i ddo', ma` dde^? dda(ng tho+ vo+'i tha^?n te^. ha.i nhu+ the^'?

 Cha('c la` ddo^'i vo+'i ca'i vi. "la~o tru+o+.ng", "tie^n chi?" nhu+ cu.
Che^', cu. Xua^n Die^.u, ca'i thu+o+'c ddo pha?i kha'c ngu+o+`i thu+o+`ng?
Tu+'c la`, ca'c cu. co' the^? la`m do+?, cu~ng cu+' ddu+o+.c dda(ng. Trong
"Cha^n dung va` ddo^'i thoa.i", cu. Xua^n Die^.u cha? gia?i thi'ch ly' do
cu. hay o^m ddo^`m ca? tho+ do+? dda^'y la` gi`...

 3. Ba^y gio+` so+` dde^'n o^ng ta'c gia?.

 3.a. Cha? hie^?u o^ng ta muo^'n khoe kie^'n thu+'c cha(ng, khi co^' ti`nh
vie^'t nguye^n xi - ra^'t kho^ng ca^`n thie^'t - mo^.t tu+` Ta^y (humour),
dda~ ddu+o+.c phie^n ra tie^'ng ta (uy-mua?), tie^'ng Ha'n - Vie^.t (u
ma(.c), dde^? ro^`i chu' thi'ch o+? cuo^'i ba`i? DDa~ the^', trong mo^.t
ba`i nga('n ngu?i, o^ng ta co`n khoa'i chi' la(.p ddi la(.p la.i ca'i tu+`
ngoa.i lai a^'y bo^'n la^`n. The^' ma` chu+a tha^'y o^ng T.M.H. le^n
tie^'ng, ke^? cu~ng la.. :-))

 3.b. Ca'i tro` tung ho^ bu+`a ba~i, kho^ng ddu'ng cho^~ ca'c vi. "tha^`n
tu+o+.ng" dda~ qua' co^' (du` la` tha^`n tu+o+.ng trong va(n ho'a hay trong
ca'c li~nh vu+.c kha'c), ne^'u kho^ng khe'o, de^~ ho'a lo^'! To^i co`n nho+'
ho^`i cu. Che^' qua ddo+`i, dda~ co' nhie^`u ba`i khen cu. ra^'t vo^ duye^n.
Na`o la` cu. hay co+?i tra^`n, ngo^`i xo^?m tie^'p kha'ch (bi`nh da^n ma`!).
Na`o la` dde^? tu+` cho^'i nhu+~ng vi. kha'ch kho^ng mo+`i ma` dde^'n, cu.
tu+. tay ra mo+? cu+?a va` ba?o "Che^' Lan Vie^n kho^ng co' nha` dda^u"
(ho'm hi?nh ma`!)... Co`n nhie^`u, nhie^`u nu+~a, nhu+ng to^i kho^ng da'm
ke^? la.i vi` so+. sai nguye^n va(n, mo^.t ddie^`u ra^'t nguy hie^?m trong
nhu+~ng tru+o+`ng ho+.p nhu+ the^' na`y.

 Cha(?ng pha?i chi? rie^ng cu. Che^', ma` cu. na`o thuo^.c ha.ng "dda.i
thu." cu~ng co' ha`ng ta' nhu+~ng ma^?u chuye^.n, nhu+~ng giai thoa.i
tu+o+ng tu+.. Ke^? ra, ddo.c cu~ng vui vui (thi` to^i cu~ng hay post dde^?
"gia?i sa^`u" cho La`ng dda^'y), nhu+ng sao ma` vu.n va(.t, "tie^?u no^ng"
he^.t ma^'y anh cha`ng Tra.ng Quy`nh, Tra.ng Lo+.n nga`y xu+a. Chi? nhi`n
ca'c cu. qua ta^'m gu+o+ng me'o mo' a^'y, thi`... o^i tho^i ne^`n va(n ho.c
ta! ((:-

 3.c. Ma^'y do`ng cuo^'i, to^i pha?i vie^'t hoa dde^? nha^'n ma.nh ca'i su+.
bu+`a, a^?u cu?a ta'c gia?. Vo^ duye^n dde^'n the^' la` cu`ng! ((:-

 The^' mo+'i bie^'t ra(`ng "ye^u nhau kie^?u a^'y ba(`ng mu+o+`i ghe't
nhau". No'i ddu'ng ho+n, kha'c gi`... gie^'t ca'c cu.!

 HLinh