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Vampire Killers (2009)
"Lesbian Vampire Killers" (original title)

R  |   |  Action, Comedy, Horror  |  20 March 2009 (UK)
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Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

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Margarita Hall ...
Daughter of Darkness 1
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Daughter of Darkness 2
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Jimmy
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Emma Clifford ...
Ms Rossi
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Fletch
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Steve
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Blonde
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Anke
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Trudi
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Heidi
John Pierce Jones ...
Landlord (as John Pierce-Jones)
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Sidney Goatherder No.7 / The Storyteller
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Centuries ago, Baron Wolfgang MacLaren vanquished the Vampire Queen Carmilla in the remote Cragwich; however, before decapitating the evil vampire, she curses the locals and descendants of the baron, swearing that every woman would turn into a lesbian vampire on the eighteenth birthday. On the present days, the clumsy and naive cuckold Jimmy is dumped again by his girlfriend Judy and misses her. His best friend Fletch is fired in his job of clown after hitting an annoying boy. The two friends are broken and decide to camp in the countryside to forget their problems, and Jimmy throws a dart in a map in a pub to decide where they should go. They head to Cragwich and when they arrive in the bar Baron's Rest, they see four hot girls leaving the place in a Kombi. The innkeeper offers the old Mircalla cottage in the woods for them, the same place the girls will lodge. Meanwhile, Lotte, Heide, Anke and Trudi have trouble with their van and Jimmy and Fletch reach them in the forest and they ... Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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Two no-hopers. One cursed village. One hell of a night! See more »

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Action | Comedy | Horror

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Rated R for language, sexual content and horror violence | See all certifications »

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20 March 2009 (UK)  »

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Vampire Killers  »

Box Office

Opening Weekend:

£648,634 (UK) (20 March 2009)

Gross:

£1,581,373 (UK) (3 April 2009)
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In 2003 when the script was first created, the writers, both MTV producers at the time, intended to make the film themselves as a 'straight to DVD' B-Movie. Paul Hupfield was set to direct, and Stewart Williams was due to play the part of Fletch. See more »

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Fletch: Yep, lesbian vampires. Just another one of God's cruel tricks to get on my tits. Even dead women'd sooner sleep with each other than get with me it would appear. But eatin' me alive, oh no, that's fine. Next time he'll have me bummed by a big gay werewolf I swear.
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Woman
(Andrew Stockdale (as Stockdale) / Myles Heskett (as Heskett) / Chris Ross (as Ross))
Published by Universal Music Publishing Pty. Ltd
Performed by Wolfmother
Licensed courtesy of Universal Music Australia
Under license from Universal Music Operations
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I sincerely loved it
22 September 2010 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I can't understand why this film has such low reviews. It's funny and stylish with a decent budget. I'm from the states, so I had never heard of Corden or Horne before. They made me laugh a few times, since they're professional comedians and everything, and Horne is attractive. A few people I talked to said they were disappointed the lesbianism wasn't taken farther - okay, go see a girl on girl flick. I like camp and b-films and this was definitely one of the better ones I've seen. It's actually funny and cute as all hell. I would love to see a sequel about gay werewolves starring these two but sadly, I don't think that will happen since this film wasn't a smash success. Also, as a woman, I didn't find anything terribly disgusting or cruel regarding the deaths of any of the characters...although vanquishing an ancient lesbian evil with a cock sword could been seen as offensive - whatever! It's schlock! It's fun! Calm down and laugh at the ridiculousness of it. Better than most - by a long shot.


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