• The worst part of having success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

  • When you try to make an impression, the chances are that is the impression you will make.

  • Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair-- It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.

  • Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it.

  • Never try to explain computers to a layman. It is easier to explain sex to a virgin.

    Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.

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