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Adventure Squadron 8 :

Chronicle: Whats up oven mit? All the mummies are dead. What’s up oven mit? Flixie + Damar + Stu recover from their violent explosive diarrhea /camel toe. There is a pile of bunny fecal matter. After much arguing over the validity of wagon making in relation to winches, Dorian (+Stu) open the door a little. Bola peers. No tentacles. Too bad: always wanted to see tentacles. Neat! Pool its green i bet it’s poison maybe there are tentacles in there. Other 2 are other colors. We’re movin’ in. Damar figures out it’s water. Way-2-go! [ACK! Surprise Wind Beast! Zombies!] Insert dull rule arguing about surprise attacks here. YAWN oh god make it end. Damn : thought it was over but it goes on, + on, +on Windbeasts are not being affected but Dorian realizes we need to use magic weapons. Flixie sets herself on fire. Silly kinder. Wow! Fireball kills off 3/5 of goblin mob The attacking continues…. Damar reverses gravity (perhaps he thought he would surprise the windbeasts?) Flixie + Stu flip about in an amazing way Grimlock wiggles his genitals. Flixie’s ball of flame rolls + rolls. Unka gets stunned! The windbeasts can’t hit us! Haha! Stupid things. Stu-ishazbot! – he rolled a one. Bola’s handy Ring of the Ram is pooched, unfortunately. Stu gets stunned! Alas! Stupid magic fart beast assholes! Bleeding man-gina! The gravity reasserts itself! We fall down but the smartfarts remain on the ceiling. Sentence fragment. Damar is sconced to the sconce. Nieve is flying, Bola is a monk, but the rest of us fall on our asses again. Dorian in particular, dies sort of. Bola passes Stu a morvy healing potion. Good for him! The last far ran through a brick wall. The ½ orcs want to follow it… though a brick wall. Hmm. Nieve passes out some more healing. Everyone except Nieve + Dorian go to bar, Happy Hogan’s. Nieve sleeps, Dorian guards her. Flixie + Unka dance. “capering” Unka plays her flute well. Stu plays his jug well too, with a Bard they meet named Roland. Bola dances well. Damar writes a note to Roland saying he’d like to talk. Unka tells Rosy that it’s all Orc in that Leopard skin. Cheers to Unka! Damar talks to Roland, gives him the scoop. Roland seems interested/curious @ the involvement of Al minster. Damar asks how he knows Al, and Al tells the story of prophecy. He knows about Ancient City of Phoenix Names: Mopalar, Shapu When the evil walks our land again Will nomadic princes come to set His power into the first bride’s hand That good and evil then are met Then will needs be Five Star gems sea To my tomb be borne hither And hope shall not wither Open the gates to my sphere of power And put of evil in its appointed hour. Ohla goes in kitchen w/ cook. Everyone leaves the bar to sleep in the tent, but first a guy comes up to Flixie + asks her “How much do you want for the princess?” Flixie says “How about 40 platinum?” and says “what sort of princess would you like?” He leaves her, and they all leave. So everyone goes to tent to sleep.