Adventure Squadron 8 : Chronicle: The Day after Kicking Ass

by Ohla' Ahme

-snort- UH! I WAKE UP TO THE SOUND OF WAGON DESTRUCTION. EXPLAINING HOW FOOLISH THIS IS, I DEMONONSTRATE HOW EASY IT IS TO CROSS THE RIVER... AND GO UNDER. UNKA DIVES IN AFTER ME AND GRABS AHOLD. WE SWIM TOWARDS SHORE JUST AS DORIAN CASTS US A ROPE... AND WE PULL HIM IN. THE REST OF THE PARTY TRIES TO RESCUE US - POORLY. BUT GROUP COHESION PREVAILS! UNTIL ANTOHER CROSSING IS ATTEMPTED=STU AND BUNCH OTHERS END UP IN WATER. AND NOW YOU TAKE ON THE TALE!

"An Account of Doings By the Adventure Squadron"

by Dorian.

To take the wagons, or not to take the wagons? And the camels spit. We bring them across a great chasm and tent and man. Stu steals from a watchman and ties him up. I can't see him, but for some reason I believe his voice (Stu's voice, not the man's). A lot of confusion happens and the guy gets away from where we held him. Flixie knocks him unconcious. Unka chases the kender around with a ladder.

We begin to search the wagons for items and information leading us to the oasis. The mysterious Amen Ra appears and asks us to plunder his tomb. We are lead to a giant pyramid and there are guards there. They don't want to let us in. Three of us get in. We throw some down the stairs and bust into a room. We make an attempt to bluff the priest.

"Through his spirit lies far from us we should _____ his _________ does his spirit can that he may ______ men." (hmmm. Was this censured because it was dirty?)