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Adventure Squadron 8 : Cast : Unka the BarbarianProfile: Unka McGeeAliases: Ownka, John Conway when in drag Citizenship: Barbarian Birthplace/Home Region: Sossol Age: 22 Marital Status: Single and Looking Baby Known Relation: Human Father (Tony "Bones" Martinez, Orc Mother Mohna Martinez Group Affiliation: Sossol Patron Deity: Gruumsh, WWGD (What Would Gruumsh Do) Allies: Zylyla the Barbarian chic from the Bloodlands Specialization: flute, axe-weilding, Physical Description: stout, muscular, Ms. Galaxyesque
Background: I was born to an orc female and a Cuban father. My mother was an orc seductress of a sort; an orc whore. I grew up with my father after my mother abandoned me to screw a rogue halfling. My father was a thief and taught me how to distract his victims by acting up and playing my flute. Mind you, I'm no musician. I still have the entertainment bug though and often act up for attention. I'm very immature for my age. My father drove me out at age 12, after a robbery went wrong. He, of course, blamed me. I was cast off into the woods where I fell into a tar pit and was saved by a barbarian woman. Through her, I learned my fighting and social skills. I ventured into the city to seek work as a armed security guard for the temple. Resume on request.
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