Adventure Squadron 8 : Cast : Unka the Barbarian

Profile: Unka McGee

Aliases: Ownka, John Conway when in drag

Citizenship: Barbarian

Birthplace/Home Region: Sossol

Age: 22

Marital Status: Single and Looking Baby

Known Relation: Human Father (Tony "Bones" Martinez, Orc Mother Mohna Martinez

Group Affiliation: Sossol

Patron Deity: Gruumsh, WWGD (What Would Gruumsh Do)

Allies: Zylyla the Barbarian chic from the Bloodlands

Specialization: flute, axe-weilding,

Physical Description: stout, muscular, Ms. Galaxyesque

Height: 6'2

Weight: 224

Hair: black, occasionally with a Kenny G perm depending on Kender antics.

Eyes: hazel

Sex: female

Race: half-orc

Skin: greyish

Distinguishing Features: braided hair with beads, beautiful smile, gleaming body hair

Distinctive Attire: Leather studded bra, porcu-dog hat

Background: I was born to an orc female and a Cuban father. My mother was an orc seductress of a sort; an orc whore. I grew up with my father after my mother abandoned me to screw a rogue halfling. My father was a thief and taught me how to distract his victims by acting up and playing my flute. Mind you, I'm no musician. I still have the entertainment bug though and often act up for attention. I'm very immature for my age. My father drove me out at age 12, after a robbery went wrong. He, of course, blamed me. I was cast off into the woods where I fell into a tar pit and was saved by a barbarian woman. Through her, I learned my fighting and social skills. I ventured into the city to seek work as a armed security guard for the temple. Resume on request.

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