Bolo's House
To amuse those who have purchased a house and already
experienced this...
Or to frighten away those who
are thinking of purchasing a house ...
I'm recording the various things I have done, am doing,
or have scheduled to do to my house.
A Tree Falls
The week after I closed on my house, a tree fell on my truck
and scrunched the top of the cab and the fiberglass cap.
The first week I have my truck back from the body shop ...
A tree falls on my house!
I used my bow saw to defoliate the trunk.
A friend helped me carry the trunk off the house, and break
it up.
Damages
The gutters are damaged.
The end-cap of the roof is damaged.
Some of the roof sheathing at the edge is beat up.
Some shingles need to be repaired.
I needed to reseat the fixed panel of the sliding
glass patio door; it was cocked in the frame such
that cold drafts and finally insects were invading
the house through the opening.
Once I started work on this I discovered that the
sill plate of the door, some of the surrounding brick
molding, the house siding, and the deck joists in
that area were all rotted out.
To fix this, I need to remove the deck, so I can remove the patio
door and rebuild the rotted members.
Afterwards some new siding and deck joists
should have the south side of the house prepared for winter.
Water in the Basement
It rained a lot last night.
I was outside with my flashlight to see how well the house
drained ... It was doing ok, with some minor problems that I could
fix in the morning.
The morning arrives and I find some water in the basement!
One window well was level with the ground, which allowed water
to just flow into it.
The french well at its base was plugged with dirt, so it couldn't
drain.
Instead, the water drained into the basement through the window!
I had to mop about 3 to 4 gallons of water from the basement.
Then I cleaned the dirt from the window well, and regraded
the outside to give the well a slight lip.
I need to do something more, but this should work for now.
Play it again, Sam!
It rains heavily again.
I cleaned the gutters before it rained, so I was able
to determine secondary problems.
At the inside turn of the "L" of the house, water was moving
so fast that it jetted over the gutter in a stream.
This water accumulated between the driveway and the house front,
where the grade is above the foundation.
Voila; water in the basement.
Killer Elite Dust Bunnies From Hell
While cleaning, I decided to clean the cold-air return grills.
After removing the covers, I was assaulted by
Killer Elite Dust Bunnies.
Fortunately my trusty green Kenmore vacumn managed to
devour these wicked creatures before they could coordinate their
attack.
There where a few tricky moments ... some of the bunnies
were so large they clogged the crevice tool's nozzle!
How not to build a deck
The patio door section mentions that part of the deck,
the siding, and the sliding door sill is rotted and needs
to be replaced.
This occurs because the deck is attached to the house in
a poor fashion ... the house side rim-joist of the deck
is nailed directly onto the siding!
First, this a weak connection; it is easy to pull
the deck off the house, and that is happening in a few locations.
But, even worse, this creates a giant water trap
that provides perfect damp
rotting conditions in the siding to deck-joist interface!
To fix this I need to build a set of "hard points" that
are correctly attached to the house's rim joist with lag
screws, and that are correctly flashed into the siding so as
to make sure water is shed from the construction
instead of being trapped!
Once that is done I can reattach the deck joists to the
hardpoints.
This will provide a gap between the deck and the siding so
water will not be trapped, and will also make working
on the deck easier.
Kitchen Stove
This is the next appliance on the hit list.
Whenever I visit someone elses house I am continually
shocked that their stove heats quickly, boils water
quickly, and just plain works.
My stove and oven just limp along. It will boil
water slowly, and I can't really brew beer on it,
as it doesn't put out enough heat to keep 3-5 gallons
of wort at a moderate boil!
Microwave
When I moved into my house my friend Dean gave
me his old Jenn-Aire microwave. This thing is huge,
big enough to cook a whole turkey in ... and it comes with
the temperature probe to make sure it is cooked!
It also is a "rotating element" design, that doesn't have a
turntable the food is rotated on, which I prefer since it
has caused me problems in the past.
The only downside to this microwave is its size. It won't
fit under the kitchen cabinets, and ended up sitting in
prime cooking real-estate.
This fall (1999) when I was looking at new dishwashers,
I found a microwave that I liked.
It is as powerful as the old microwave.
It fits under my cabinets, so I can reclaim the
counter space where the old nuketron sits.
It is another rotating-element design.
The interior is large enough to hold a full size plate,
and is long enough for a 13" pan to fit inside.
The microwave is a GE Profile Spacemaker II Sensor.
I really like it; the sensor allows the microwave to reheat food and
boil water by itself; it senses humidity levels (and who knows
what else) to determine when the task is done. I find that
this works really well in practice, although some "tricky" foods
such as noodles or rice (which contain a lot of water) are often
not heated enough on the first try.
Best of all however, I reclaimed a 24" x 24" area in
which I can do cooking on!
Previously I only had a narrow 12" by 48" of counterspace to work
with. I still have that, but I also have this huge area too!
After many years of faithful service, the Whirlpool dishwasher
that came with my house has broken down (Fall 1999).
The seal on the motor shaft that prevents water from leaking
into the motor stopped sealing.
This probably happened while the motor was running, and the
water just sprayed out over everything.
Once the dishwasher finished that load however, the water
leaked into the motor, saturating the windings.
The next time I tried to use it, I saw a big ARC FLASH
of light from underneath the machine, and it never did
anything again.
I called a appliance repair guide to verify that something was seriously
wrong with the dishwasher
It was serious, the motor was fried. A $200 repair.
New dishwashers run from $200 on up, so I am currently looking
at a new dishwasher.
Both my parents and my sister recommend Maytag, they have
had their units for one and two years, respectively, and
are happy with them.
I am considering another Whirlpool, one that has a lot of sound
deadening features and a delay mode.
I often end up washing dishes at odd hours, and the machine
is sort of loud to run while sleeping.
Between the additional quiet and the ability to delay the wash
until I am asleep, or until I have left the house, dishes
may get washed in a more timely and convenient manner.
I ended up purchasing the Whirlpool that I was looking
at, a Whirlpool Gold Quiet Partner with a
Accuwash Sensor. That fancy name means ...
- It is the Gold model with the good interior baskets, trays,
control features such as delay wash, various cleaning
modes, etc.
- It is a quiet model with lots of sound insulation. I used to
be driven out of my basement shop when the old dish washer
ran. This one is just a quiet hum down there.
- It has a sensor that looks at the color of the water and keeps
on washing the dishes until the water is clear enough. If
you have lightly soiled dishes this saves on water. If you
have heavily soiled dishes it keeps washing until they are
clean, so you don't need to run them again or wash by hand.
Lawnmower
I looked at several lawn mowers.
I was severely tempted by a Honda mower. It
had an aluminum deck and an overhead cam engine.
The one feature which made it great was a infinitely
variable hydrostatic transmission!
It had a blade clutch, which may have been hydraulic also.
Although I am an enthusiast of hydraulic drive systems, I
didn't care to shell out $838 dollars for it :-(
I purchased a self-propelled Lawnboy Gold Series mower.
It has a 21 inch cast-aluminum cutting deck, and the traditional
2-cycle Lawnboy engine.
The drive system has an interesting set of clutches.
When the transmission isn't clutched in the two driven wheels are
completely free-wheeling, just as in a push mower.
When the transmission is engaged the clutches lock up, and .. Voila ..
self propulsion!
It is almost as good as a differential.
The mechanism appears to be similar to automatic locking hubs
on a four wheel drive vehicle.
I also purchased a rear bagger with my mower.
A Lawnboy mower will discharge grass in 4 ways: mulch, side throw,
side bag, and rear bag!
This is done with a set of interchangeble plates.
The plates cover and/or open the side and top of the deck to
provide ports for any of the grass discharge options.
For rear bagging, a plate is used which has a bagging duct
in the top and a cover for the side-ejection port.
Dehumidifier
I have lots of stuff stored in my basement, and I need
to keep it dry.
So I needed a Dehumidifer.
After looking around, all I could find were crappy, low-quality
units.
Then... I found a GE dehumdifier.
The construction is of higher quality than the other units I examined.
It also has a two-speed fan; this allows me to work in the
basement without the noise bothering me too much.
I've added a fan to the basement to recirculate the
basement air mass.
This increases the amount of wet air which passes by the humidifier,
and helps to keep the basement dry.
A friend recommeded purchasing two smaller humidifiers, but
I find this works for me.
If I had some walls in the basement, the multiple humidifers
might be the choice to go with.
Washer / Dryer
I now have a SpeedQueen washer/dryer pair.
Their was some confusion with my order, but my sales
guy at American TV and Appliance straigtened
the problem out, and gave me a discount on the floor model
I ended up with.
I have the floor model of the dryer because
Speed Queen discontinued the gas version of the dryer I selected. :-)
I had MG&E, Madison Gas and Electric run the gas
line to my new dryer.
The cost was quite reasonable; it cost $131, $4 less
than the $135 estimate.
Refrigerator
My house came without a refrigerator.
I purchased a 22 cubic Foot
General Electric
side-by-side in white paint.
It fits the space allocated for it almost perfectly!
It has an ice-maker, but no ice/water dispenser in the door,
which is what I wanted!
Unfortunately, the drip-proof shelves are only
available in the models with the door-mounted
ice and water dispensers.
Satellite Receiver
I have an RCA single-receiver compact satellite dish.
I subscribe to services from
DirecTV
and
USSB
After having the service for some months, I am favorably
impressed with it.
I find the picture quality as good as cable, probably better.
I receive some channels
that I really like, such as the Comedy Channel and the Science
Fiction Channel, which are unavailable through TCI.
The gripes I have with the system are:
- I can't use the tuners on my TV or VCR.
- The service is pricy.
I'm currently paying $70 a month for the equivalent
of Enhanced-Basic cable service and several movie channels.
It's a lot more service than you can buy from TCI
for the same amount.
But the price still irks me; I think cable pricing irks
me in general :-(
- The service is disrupted whenever a thunderstorm clobbers
the line of sight between my antenna and the satellite.
Fortunately this doesn't happen too often.
Dishwasher Died
My dishwasher died horribly. See the story and
what I did about it in the appliances
section.
There are two outlet boxes on my furnace.
They provide power for the humidifier and
the water softener.
I used to plug my dehumidifier into one of the outlets.
However if the dehumidifier started at the same time
as the furnace fan started,
a breaker would trip.
This breaker tripping would also cause the basement lights to go
off because the furnace was on the same circuit.
This was rather annoying, so I plugged the
dehumidifier in somewhere else.
I was taking a closer look at my basement wiring,
and discovered the real source of my
difficulties.
Actually, there is a seperate circuit for
the furnace; it doesn't share the basement lighting
circuit.
Apparently what had happened was when the furnace
was upgraded a few years ago, the person rewiring
it switched the furnace power lead with the
lighting power lead!
The end results of this was that my water softener
had its own 15 Amp circuit, and the the furnace
and all the basement lights shared another 15 Amp
circuit!
The fix was simple enough; exchange the two hot leads
in the junction box back to where they should have
been.
Now the furnace and its accesories (the humidifer)
are on their own circuit.
The water softener, a low current device, grabs
its power from the lighting circuit.
Water-stop valves
Somewhere in this list of things, I note that I
cleaned the toilet tanks.
Sometime after doing this
I noticed that the stop-valves on all three toilets
in the house were leaking slowly.
Some leaked so slowly that the only sign was white junk left
after the water evaporated.
Some leaked faster than that there was a puddle of water
around them.
Upon examination it turned out that all the valves were
leaking by the valve stem, as is to be expected with
most valves.
However, tightening the packing or gland nut to compress
the valve-packing more didn't do anything!
When I had the time to turn the house water off to dismember
the valves and determine what was wrong, it turns out
that the valves started leaking because I turned the water
to the toilets off when I cleaned the toilet tanks.
When I turned the water off, the hard-water deposits on
the valve stems cut right through the
valve packing material and completely chewed it up.
OK, so it's time to replace the valve packing.
Guess what? The valve inserts, valve stem, and everything
else was corroded solid.
So, no hope of fixing the existing valves.
The plumbing in the house is copper, and I didn't look
forward to re-sweating all three valves.
Fortunately, I was able to purchase new valves that
exactly matched the existing ones.
I was able to use the valve-head assembly from these new
valves on the existing (installed) valve-bodies, and
Voila! that fixed the problem...
In two cases.
I wasn't able to find a replacement for the third
valve, which was different from the other two.
Fortunately I was able to dissasemble this valve-head.
I had to extensivevly clean the valve stem to
remove the water deposits and to clean up the (slightly)
corroded valve-stem.
I was able to install a slightly larger packing on
the not-quite-perfect valve stem, crank down the packing
nut tight, and the third valve was OK too.
But that's not all!
Guess what happened to the packing on the valve
connecting the city water to the house when
I turned it off to work on the interior plumbing.
If you guessed that its packing started leaking,
for the same reason, you are exactly right!
That one is more difficult to fix; I need to shut-off
the curb stop so I can replace the main shut-off
in the house with a new valve.
Short Term
This category is no longer Immediate.
That was too timely a word for my state of immediacy!
- Replace the main water shut-off valve. The packing
on the existing one is in poor condition.
- Replace rusted-out sections of rain gutter.
- Install curtains in the computer room.
- Install covers over the North window wells.
- Fix the living room drapes to not drag on the floor.
- Clean the outside windows.
- Install flourescent lighting in the basement.
- Install a free-flowing outlet to improve clothes
drying. The current one restricts air flow more than the
ducting to it does!
- Patch and reseal the asphalt driveway.
- Scrape and paint the various windows that are actively peeling.
Longer Short Term
- Flush the hot water heater.
- Fix the basement windows. All of them were either
glued or sealed shut with some junk. That makes
the opening feature of them mostly useless. I discovered
this when I needed to open them to flush some gas
fumes from the basement!
- The Moen faucet cartridge in the Master Bath sink should
be replaced. The only water temperatures are warm,
and warmer!
- Patch the crack in the West foundation wall. It leaks
when the ground is saturated. This will require some
hydraulic cement, and also moving my washer and dryer
to work on it.
- Regrout the wall and floor tiles in the master bathroom.
- Reglue some loose tiles in the main bathroom.
- Install additional towel holders in the bathrooms.
- Install new rubber gaskets and tank bolts in the toilet in
the Master Bath.
Spring
- Mulch around plants in "flower" beds, trees, and other weed-ridden
non-lawn areas.
- Grow additional grass in the current lawn.
Medium Term
- Re-arrange the phone wiring.
- Remove metal filings from the hardwood floor in the computer room.
- Strip and Wax the hardwood floors.
- Strip and reseal the window sills and sashes to prevent
further moisture damage.
- Clean, repair, and reseal the Deck or Give up and rebuild it.
- Scrape excess paint from the windows so they seal properly.
- Install ethernet and cable jacks.
- Wash the outside of the house.
- Empty window wells of debris. Dig bottoms to below window
level and backfill with gravel for drainage. Aka, install
french drains at the bottom of the window wells.
- Install new interior lighting; many of the existing fixtures
lack the glass pieces which diffuse the light.
- Clean paint drips from the trim, built-in furniture and floors.
- Repair the patio door screen.
- Install a new screen in a screen frame, repaint the frame,
and install it in the master bath.
- Repair the kitchen sink window screen, it has a big hole that bugs
crawl through.
- Install window well covers.
- Install storm windows on the basement windows.
- Regrade the area around the house to promote better drainage.
Long Term
- Re-grout the tile floor in the master bath.
- Paint two bedrooms.
- Paint myriad closets.
- Replace vinyl flooring in kitchen and hallways.
With what you ask? Hardwood is tempting.
- Sand and reseal water stained floor boards in the master bedroom.
- Replace the kitchen countertop. Corian!
- Repair or replace the double-paned glass in the patio door.
The old units have lost their air-tight seal.
- Replace the glass in the NE bedroom's lower N double-pane awning windows.
There is a hole in the outer pane!
- Replace the sink drain in the master bathroom. The chrome plating
has flaked off and the steel is rusting.
I may move this to an entry in the Todo
section.
- Spring: Clean the gutters
- Summer: Clean the gutters
- Summer: Trim the shrubs
- Fall: Clean the gutters
- Start of Heating: Check/Replace the element in the humidifier,
clean the humidifier.
- Start of Heating: Have the furnace checked out.
- Late Fall: Clean the gutters
- Late Fall: trim the trees.
- End of year: Replace the air filter in the Furnace. Hmm, move
to start of heating?
Here are the things which I've already done.
I wish I had started keeping track of these items earlier, so
I could look here to find the impressive list of things
I had already done.
The Todo list looks so daunting otherwise. :-)
1999
- Fixed the furnace wiring problem.
- Cleaned the dryer duct, and replaced a plastic section of the duct
with metal.
1998
- Sealed the various rust holes in the gutters with roofing
cement. The gutters are too rusted out to fix properly,
they should be replaced. Until that happens, the roofing
cement should hold. Redux... After 2-3 months, one
of the leaks started again, but the others remain patched.
- Trimmed the shrubery again. This time I really trimmed
the junipers back a lot. They look much nicer
now, and the snow load shouldn't hurt them as much
in winter. I should have done this a long time
ago, they look healthier and some that were not
doing very well are perking up quite nicely!
- Replace or re-pack the water stop-valves on all three toilets
- My oven stopped working again as I was trying to cook food for
a party on New Year's eve at the end of 1997. I ended up
putting oven stuff into small batches into the toaster oven
to cook it :-( After digging around inside the wiring
for quite some time, I Fixed the oven yet another time.
More connections needed to be re-crimped.
1997
- Mowed the lawn short for fall. I learned that keeping the lawn short
over late fall and winter will keep the lawn from being damaged.
The longer grass allows it to matt easier and makes it easier
to pull out chunks of grass when doing lawn maintenance.
- Fixed the oven. When set to 500 F, the
temperature was only 325 F. And it took an hour to
warm up to that lowly temperature.
I crimped some loose connections in the oven wiring, something
I had also done to the stove elements which improved their
operation.
I cleaned the contacts on the broil element, which were
coated in sugar? from a oven fire.
I think one of the legs of the 220 circuit wasn't providing
power to the oven elements, which was causing the funny
behavior I was seeing.
- Found a larger shower curtain for the master bath. I had to
combine two curtains to make one large enough. Now the
bathroom floor stays dry when I shower!
- Openned up the front and rear yards by trimming some of the
lower and downward growing branches from the trees.
This should let the grass underneath have more light
to grow. Hopefully, it will also open it up enough that the
mosquitos no longer find it a perfect resting area.
- Trimmed dead branches from trees. Otherwise they would just
fall to the ground when the wind blew.
- Lots of lawn work. The lawn actually appears green and lush
most of the time! Watering and overseeding have really
helped out.
- The garage is almost empty of stuff left over from moving!
There are just a few more things to toss or drag inside.
1996
- Installed a new air filter for the Heating/AC. The filter is
a "Space-Guard" high efficiency unit which only needs to
be replaced once a year. It does a really good job of
removing dust from the air.
- Cleaned and lubricated the humidifier. Replaced the "metal-sponge"
evaporative element.
- Cleaned the interior of the toilet tanks. Lots of crud, rust, etc
had built up there, and it flushes into and stains the bowl.
- Trimmed the shrubbery. Those innocent looking shrubs
and bushes produced a tremendous amount of waste!
- Removed the tree which fell on the roof.
- Weed the strawberry patch, and the flower beds of the worst
weed ... it has a cluster of 4 leaves at 90 degrees to
each other, two small and two large. I have no idea
of what it is.
- I Fixed the electric mower my dad loaned me and returned it
to him. I'm planning on purchasing a Lawn Boy.
- Build a table and an equipment rack in the computer room ...
I purchased some used computer desks, which work quite nicely.
I still want to build a rack to put the random hardware in.
- Cleaned the outside of the windows.
- Point the downspouts to drain away from the house.
- Open the clogged overflow in the main bathroom sink. It
was rusted at the lower end.
- I reseated the fixed panel of the patio door so it would seal
against the weather seal. Unfortunately,
I found a problem.
- Clean the gutters. It was easier to do this from the roof than
with a ladder.
- MG&E checked the A/C. It checks out ok!
- Mow the lawn. Yeah!
- I De-thatched the lawn using a steel (bow) rake. This took
multiple passes, each from different directions.
- Sprayed broad-leaf weed-killer on the lawn, and around border sections
of the back jungle.
- Removed hornet or wasp nests.
- I Retrieved my drill press and table saw from JohnW's basement.
- Install gas piping to the clothes dryer.
The MG&E guy had the neatest portable pipe threader
that I'd ever seen. Powered, accepts up to 1 inch pipe,
and includes a cutter, threader, and reamer. All the size
of a small toolbox!
- Raked the lawn again to remove last year's remaining leaves.
This also removed a tremendous amount of debris and
dead grass.
- Remove leaves from the window wells.
- Replace bulbs in the outdoor light fixtures.
- Clean outdoor light fixtures.
- Clean the water softener.
- Replenish the water softener's salt supply.
There are two types of salt for the softener,
pellet and crystal.
I tried 50 pounds of crystal. When that
is finished, I'm going to try the pellets, and
see which works better.
With crystal there is a choice between solar (evaporated
salt water) salt and rock (mined from caves) salt.
A new softening agent is available which
uses potassium instead of salt. It's supposed to be more
environmentally friendly and safer to drink.
- Eliminated some odors.
I believe the odors originated from the
cat,
no, the
cats
who kept
Daniel
out of too much trouble.
After many failed attempts at cleaning the affected
area, I found some enzyme cleaner which did the trick.
- Clean the wood trim, doors, cabinets, window sashes, etc.
- Vacumn the window screens.
- Rake the lawn to remove the bulk of last year's leaves.
- Vacumn the walls and ceilings in all rooms and closets.
- Clean and sweep the basement. Removed a lot of stuff.
What NOT to do
These are items that were on my todo list that I have been
convinced not to carry out...
So, I'm a guy and I'd prefer to not have to clean the toilet
very often.
So, I try out these things that help keep the toilet clean for you.
- The best thing I've found so far is the Vanish Power System.
This is a small plastic container which hangs on the interior
of the tank.
You drop a solid block of whatever-it-is into the container.
Due to hydrodynamics and some plumbing, each flush a new charge
of blue-colored special stuff is mixed into the tank water.
The advantage of this is that it controls the concentration
of cleaning gunk in the tank.
So, unlike other tank / pellet systems, the cleaning stuff in the
tank doesn't get more and more powerful and corrosive as time goes
on.
Unfortunately Vanish no longer makes the pellets
for the system.
However the X14 system blocks are just
the right size to fit into the container.
- See the above, which I now use the X14 blocks in.
They seem to last a reasonable amount of time.
- I do not like the 2000 Flushes blocks.
They are supposed to last a long time.
What happens is that the blocks disolve into a lump of debris in
the tank.
The intensity of the block works OK for a while, until it disolves
into the pile, and then the water lightens up quite a bit.
If you disturb the tank any the debris from the block floats around
and creates a super-powerful staining and chlorine combination
which is outright dangerous.
I also don't like this system because it leaves
all sorts of scum in the tank and bowl water.
The toilet bowl was never clean, unlike the others.
I think the little particles from the disolving blocks were sticking
to the bottom of the bowl instead of flushing.
- The little Vanish drop-in blocks
are OK.
I think they don't work as well
as the Power System because the water keeps on getting
stronger and stronger as the toilet isn't flushed.
Which also means the block is getting disolved more and more, so
it doesn't last a long time.
- If you have serious calcium stains in the toilet bowl,
try a pumice stick to remove them.
It is a bit time consuming but works and doesn't scratch the bowl.
In the in-home trial I did the X14 block in the Power System
holder out lasted the other two.
The Vanish drop-in was almost totally consumed by the time
the 2000 Flushes block disolved into the heap and started causing
problems.
The X14 block in the Power System holder is still going strong.
The giant 2000 Flushes block lasted the same amount as the smaller
Vanish drop-in, which didn't have any of the harmful side effects
or dirty toilet bowl.
I'm getting some more X14 blocks for my toilets for now ...
FluidMaster
may do these systems one better!
They have a system which directly treat the bowl flush water as the
toilet is flushed.
This keeps the harmful chemicals and corrosion out of the tank.
Of course, it uses special refills and such.
Looking at it, it is a bit like the Vanish Power System, but bypasses
the tank.
Their refils also use some special surfactants which
are supposed to coat
the toilet bowl to make the solids flush out and not accumulate.
I'm going to get a FluidMaster fluid assembly to upgrade one of my toilets
with and see how well it works.
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