How many pop tarts did I eat?

Based on concerns that my special features haven't been inane enough lately, I came up with a really silly one for this week. As everyone knows pop tarts aren't just part of this nutritious breakfast anymore. They also make good lunches, dinners, and between meal snacks. I actually have some this week and I'll be keeping track of what I use them for. This will also give me an incentive to make them last through the end of the week.