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david lettermans book of top ten lists and wedding dress patterns for the husky bride
david lettermans book of top ten lists and zesty lo cal chicken recipes br by david letterman and the late show with david letterman writers br its like watching tv with the added danger of paper cuts br top ten apologies to people buying this book br 10 . cheap glue will only hold the thing together for about six days . br 9 . some kids sneaked into the printing plant and added the word ass to a lot of the lists . br 8 . it costs about a dime to print one of these babies now take a look at the retail price sucker br 7 . were using the money we make to buy little dutch girl outfits for daves poodles . br 6 . the book was hastily assembled overseas by jabbering foreigners who dont give a damn about you or your family . br 5 . a drunk maintenance guy fell into the press and parts of him appear on pages 68 87 . br 4 . felt safe making jokes about the amish on tv ; forgot some of them might actually see the book . br 3 . dave insisted on writing some of these and we had to play along . br . br 2 . there is no remote control . dont look for one . br 1 . the book aint much better than the tv show .
hardcover bantam books 1996 isbn 0553102435
abridged n isbn 13 9780553102437 number of pages 160 publisher bantam dell pub group series title david lettermans book of top ten lists