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if the tubes a rockin dont come a knockin ... odilia is a nice planet . the sky is purple the grass is yellow the property prices arent that bad . but reproduction is painful solitary and asexual . which is why the odilians find the recently discovered x rated disks from earth so fascinating . and why the money making scheme theyre hatching is so brilliant . the plan is simple abduct four earthlings and juice them up on a heady pheromone cocktail . then plop them in a variety of titillating holographic scenarios and market the results as reality entertainment for vast profits . the four chosen humans are strangers to each other but not to lifes disappointments . leandros a lounge singer whos never committed to anything longer than an elvis medley . eve an interior designer whos living a life much more beige than bold . beau a laid back car mechanic who wants more from life than oil changes . and cassandra an innocent debutante whos learned most of her sexual know how from self help books . as unwilling okay sort of willing stars of the odilians budding intergalactic porn empire the four of them consider their options . relax and enjoy the ride try to escape how about fall in love warning this book contains voyeuristic aliens hologram cowboy orgies big dildoes disco and gratuitous use of the word baby .
paperback samhain publishing 2009 isbn13 9781605043340 isbn10 1605043346
abridged n isbn 13 9781605043340 number in series 1 number of pages 312 publisher samhain publishing release date 62135769600000