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inline frames . the daily blabber blog i mockery s 2016 halloween club packs have finally arrived order now by rog on 09 28 2016 1 36 pm update 10 11 16 the halloween club pack supplies are running low and i m shipping out another big batch of them today . make sure you place your orders soon if you haven t already because once they re sold out these won t be reproduced . thanks to all who ve ordered them so far we have such sights to show you . i m pretty sure pinhead wasn t speaking of hell when he uttered those words ; he was referencing i mockery s halloween club packs . fortunately for you you don t need to summon cenobites with a puzzle box in order to obtain one because i mockery s halloween club packs have returned for the 2016 season getting so many vintage halloween items in bulk quantities is no easy task i assure you but i ve managed to collect some insanely cool spooky goodies for everyone . i even have some rare halloween figures from japan this time around okay let s not delay things any longer . behold click to enlarge beautiful isn t it it s like the great pumpkin decided to send you a big box of everything that makes halloween great . and that s always my goal with putting these together to basically give you halloween in a box . i put loads of time and love into making these packs happen and those of you who ve kindly purchased them in the past surely already know this . as always there s a lot to scour through in my new halloween club packs so let s take a closer look at some of what you ll receive when you order one . we begin with the biggest item click to enlarge what you re looking at is a vintage promotional real ghostbusters p.k.e. meter water bottle that was given out way back in 1986 with mcdonald s happy meals in limited territories . you see there were lots of real ghostbusters novelties that they were giving away back then but unlike all the others this particular item was more expensive to produce so they only tested releasing them in certain states for a very limited time . it s easy to see why too as this is easily one of the largest happy meal items i ve ever seen . you ll be getting a brand new one still sealed in its original bag complete with a ghostbusters sticker sheet . it even comes with a bicycle attachment so you can fill it up with ecto cooler and enjoy it on the go and yes if you hold it upside down it looks just like the classic p.k.e. meter with an odd little ghost appearing on the screen . whether you re using it as a water bottle or as a display piece this thing is absolutely awesome and i couldn t believe it when i was able to purchase enough of them in bulk for this year s pack . but there s still so much more ... click to enlarge now this is a very special one to me as i m super excited to introduce the rest of the world to these amazing pieces . what you re looking at are rare monsters meet pepsiman bottle cap figures from japan these figures were released exclusively in japan for a limited time and are now quite hard to track down without forking over some real money for a full set of series 1 and 2 . well i ve been collecting these for years now and have finally amassed enough of them to include with your halloween club pack . i ve been wanting to give you these forever and i m happy to say that everybody will be getting one monsters meet pepsiman figure in their halloween packs this year the sculpts on these little figures are absolutely gorgeous and feature the doomed pepsiman interacting with a number of different classic monsters . the fact that they could fit such detailed and funny scenarios on top of a bottle cap will forever impress me . even better they didn t only go with the most popular monsters like frankenstein and dracula ... they went with random ones like the metaluna mutant jaws the grim reaper and many more . there are even figures with different color variants . if you re interested in seeing them all i just wrote an article about the complete collection of the japanese monsters meet pepsiman figures . so yeah get excited for you re getting rare monster figures from japan this year too . and there s still more click to enlarge everybody who orders a pack will also receive a copy of this vintage 1992 universal monsters frightening facts book . it s a classic mark & see book that comes with a marker that you use to reveal the hidden invisible ink messages within . i totally understand if some of you just want to leave them unmarked but know that i tested a marker on one and it still works perfectly . this book is chock full of fun movie monster factoids illustrations horror movie stills quizzes and even some full color trading cards of your favorite monsters that you can remove from it trust me you haven t lived until you ve answered an invisible ink question about the phantom of the opera while staring at an illustration of a centipede . click to enlarge if you ever went to a grocery store or restaurant chains like pizza hut back in the 80s & 90s chances are you remember seeing these vending machine prism stickers . you d put 50 cents into the mechanism and out would pop a gorgeous shiny prism sticker based on some of your favorite pop culture heroes of the time . well they also made a lot of horror themed ones and i have a large personal collection of them that i plan on photographing and writing about soon . but for now you ll get to start your own collection because i m including three random vintage tales from the crypt prism stickers with every pack whether it s the cryptkeeper sporting a tuxedo preparing for surgery with a bone saw performing with a ventriloquist dummy or any of the other scenarios all of these stickers look amazing and i can t tell you how happy i am to introduce you to something i ve been collecting for many years now . click to enlarge speaking of collecting no halloween club pack would be complete without an assortment of trading cards and sticker packs for you to enjoy . kicking things off you ll all be receiving a first series pack of cereal killers trading cards . created by joe simko the artist behind many of your favorite garbage pail kids these cereal killers cards combine two of my favorite things horror movies and breakfast . each card is a beautiful illustration and features your favorite movie monsters on cereal boxes we could only have in our dreams . boxes like fiber the 13th hellraisin bran chucky harms and a bitemore on oat street are just a few of the amazing cards in this set . the first series of cards sold out back in 2011 and feature some of simko s best work to date . can t wait to hear which ones each of you get i m also excited to include a vintage set of pepsi party monsters trading cards you may recall i wrote an article about these a few years ago and how they were only available as a promotional giveaway to anybody who bought pepsi products in october of 1992 . now you get to own the complete set of them without having to travel back in time and let s be honest here ... you can t tell me you don t want trading cards that feature the creature from the black lagoon wearing a backwards baseball cap or the mummy wearing cool dude shades . it s seriously one of my favorite trading card sets ever and it s always good to see the monsters letting loose . note party monsters cards are slightly more limited in supply so the earlier you place your order order the more likely it is you ll get one of these sets . otherwise alternate replacement halloweeny cards will be included with your order . you ll also find five packs of toxic crusaders