nightstands
my horizontal life a collection of one night stands
youve either done it or know someone who has the one night stand the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar sometimes the sole payoff for your friends irritating wedding or the only relief from a disastrous vacation . often embarrassing and uncomfortable occasionally outlandish but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil the one night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.enter chelsea handler . gorgeous sharp and anything but shy chelsea loves men and lots of them . my horizontal life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors a no holds barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated outgoing woman during one night of passion . from her short fling with a vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well endowed little person from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress up chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one night stands with hilarious honesty . encouraged by her motley collection of friends aka her partners in crime but challenged by her family members who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter chelsea hits bottom and bounces back unafraid to share the gritty details . my horizontal life is one guilty pleasure you wont be ashamed to talk about in the morning .