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you better not cry stories for christmas
youve eaten too much candy at christmas ... but have you ever eaten the face off a six footstuffed santa youve seen gingerbread houses ... but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement youve woken up with a hangover ... but have you ever woken up next to kris kringle himself augusten burroughs has and in this caustically funny nostalgic poignant and moving collection he recounts christmases past and present as only he could . with gimleteyed wit and illuminated prose augusten shows how the holidays bring out the worst in us and sometimes just sometimes the very very best .
a volume of holiday tales celebrates the authors best and worst christmas seasons marked by such memories as a six foot stuffed santa a gingerbread tenement and waking up with a hangover beside kris kringle .