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May 20

Super Special NotCoD Release Sale

To celebrate the release of our ridiculous new game NotCoD, NotGTAV will be on sale for a glorious discount of 75% off.

That's cheaper than a pint of milk and funnier than David Cameron trying to eat a bacon sandwhich.

Check out NotCoD:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/435460

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“...the kind of blunt satire of which even South Park might think better.”
Wired

“Definitely one of the most British games I've ever played”
Jim Sterling

“Repeatedly smash David Cameron into a wall... the most satisfying game mechanic ever created”
PCGamesN

About This Game

This game is a parody.
It is definitely, positively and (hopefully) legally, NOT the game Grand Theft Auto Five.

Sure, it's called NotGTAV, but those letters stand for Great Traffic Adventure and the V is silent. Like the one in "lawsuit" (which, you'll notice, is also invisible).

This short tour of the glories of the UK’s M4 corridor is easy to play, hard to master, addictive, very funny, and cheap.

100% of the profits from this game go to young people’s charity Peer Productions. Without Peer Productions the NotGames team would never have met. By buying this game you can help us pay something back.

NotGames: Sticking it to the virtual man since about ten minutes ago.

FAQ:
Q: Is it meant to look that bad?
A: Yes.

Q: Really?
A: Yes. Really. It's satire. Like South Park.

Q: Is it meant to be just Snake?
A: Again, yes. That's kinda the point of the satire, see?

Q: So why should I buy it exactly?
A: We guarantee it'll be the funniest game of Snake you've ever played. Especially if you know anything about the UK. Or an infamous driving game. Or have, you know, a sense of humour.

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OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7 or 8
Processor: 1.5 Ghz
Memory: 1 GB RAM
Storage: 200 MB available space

Minimum:

OS: MacOS 10.10.3
Processor: 1.5 Ghz
Memory: 1 GB RAM
Storage: 200 MB available space

Minimum:

OS: Ubuntu 14.04
Processor: 1.5 Ghz
Storage: 200 MB available space

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BernardoOne

5,363 products in account

16 reviews

Posted: July 2, 2015

They said it wasn't GTA V.

And indeed, it wasn't

10/10, most honest devs ever.

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kmyc89

232 products in account

80 reviews

Posted: July 5, 2015

"GTAV" vs "notGTAV"(/"NotDMCAV")

	GTAV	notGTAV
Blood	+	+
Nudity	+	+
Pursuits	+	+
Fun-factor	N/A	+
Price under $5	-	+
Number of Copies for $60	1	20 (80*)
Running on Computers from 2007	-	+
Used Space on a 100GB Drive	65,0 %	0,2 %
Includes Steam Trading Cards	-	+

* With a reduced price by 75%

Summary

"notGTAV" does not burden the consumer with unnecessary spending.

8/8 Recommended by kmyc89

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:thinking:

611 products in account

3 reviews

Posted: July 3, 2015

It didn't take 1 and a half year to come to pc

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Ozium

2,753 products in account

23 reviews

Posted: July 2, 2015

Amazing game.

Does not require Rockstar Social Club

10/10

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Queen クィーン!

154 products in account

4 reviews

Posted: July 3, 2015

GTAV-
requires rockstar social club
bans you for cheating
lied about going on a sale during the summer sale
a million gig download

NotGTAV-
no third party
doesnt give a damn about cheating
didnt lie about going on sale
took 2 seconds to download

i think the winner is obvious

EDIT: dear lord people, its a joke review, stop taking the cheating thing seriously smh

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C20H25N3O

55 products in account

1 review

Posted: July 18, 2015

Can't wait for NotCALLOFDUTY

10/10

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JAG RULLAR MED BOISEN

84 products in account

5 reviews

Posted: April 26

I had 5 copies of it and sent to friends. I don't have friends anymore.

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boanoitevermes

1,221 products in account

30 reviews

Posted: July 2, 2015

My NotGTX460 can run NotGTAV and not GTAV. So I bought it. Twice. Not.

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Weatherguy717

89 products in account

1 review

Posted: July 6, 2015

I couldn't afford GTAV so I bought the next best thing.

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Possum.

435 products in account

17 reviews

Posted: July 5, 2015

can confirm, it's not GTA V

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Posted: October 2

I bought this game to tell my friend I got GTAV

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Posted: September 30

Its Not NtGTAV, its better than GTAV!

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Posted: September 28

10/10 QUALITY QUALIFIED MEME

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Posted: September 18

it's not gta 5, does what it says on the tin.

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Posted: September 17

What do you meme?

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Posted: September 10

Well it sure wasn't GTA V

Im not sure if it really is a game or more of a fever dream made real

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Posted: September 10

It lives up to its name

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Posted: September 10

The most detailed game I've ever seen. The gameplay is outstanding. It beats all of the other AAA titles.

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Posted: September 5

If you just like grabbing stuff on sale and selling trading cards (clearly what I did) then this is a good game for you. As far as the actual game goes it's basically a snake rehash with GTA related assets, but i've been informed not GTA 5 don't worry guys. For the low price it's a fun enough game honestly.

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Posted: September 3

beter graphics than real life

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