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About This Game

Genre
Cheerful shooter in an original setting

Story
In order to increase his crops, a farmer decides to use a new experimental substance to enlarge the size of fruits and vegetables and boost their growth speed. However, fruits and vegetables he got suddenly began to mutate, learned to move on their own and think. And at some point they decided to take their revenge upon humanity for the experiments on them…

Gameplay
The gameplay includes elimination of vegetables and fruits attacking a player, thus harvesting their juice. However, attacking enemies decrease its level and a player must observe the juice level in order to complete a level. One may destroy their enemies with one of a number of weapons or grenades. A player may also collect money and spend it for upgrades or weapons.

Key Features
The game has everything to enjoy playing it:
- bright cartoon graphics with low system requirements;
- plenty of humor;
- dynamic gameplay.

So,
All that you have, it’s your trusty gun.
All that protects you, it's your fence.

JUICE THEM ALL!!!

System Requirements

Minimum:

OS: Windows XP
Processor: Intel Pentium 4
Memory: 512 MB RAM
Graphics: DirectX 9.0 compatible video card
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Storage: 200 MB available space
Sound Card: Any sound card

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Audish

946 products in account

217 reviews

Posted: January 8

Two months ago I loaded up The Juicer and played for a good thirty minutes or so. I had some mindless fun shooting fruit people and giggling at the cutscenes. Upon reflection it wasn't a very deep or interesting game, but it was functional and nothing about it was bad, per se. Since that day two months ago, I have seen The Juicer sitting ready in my library, and have been completely unwilling to launch it even once more.

You play a dopey farmer who I guess gets his pesticides from Umbrella or SinTek or something because it turns all of his crops into rampaging monsters. Each chapter is a series of shooting galleries where you blast your misguided produce to earn coins, power-ups, and juice (hence the title). Each stage ends when you fill up your juice vial, which if I remember correctly is used (in the storyline, not the actual game) to research a way to turn everything back to normal.

The cutscenes, just like your farmer and his creepy crops, are adorably dopey. Unfortunately, each chapter has you fighting only one kind of crop for the duration, such as pears or corn. There are a few variations of each enemy, but generally just bigger ones and shielded ones. You can also shoot buses and hot air balloons to stop reinforcements and earn bonuses. There's an upgrade system, but you only have four things to upgrade and obviously your gun's power is going to come first and foremost. In my experience, as long as you keep your gun fully upgraded you don't need to upgrade your fences or grenade stash or even worry about the special weapons like machine guns and shotguns.

I almost feel bad about downvoting such a simple, earnest game, but there's just no reason to recommend it. The gameplay is just hammering on your mouse button as fruit monsters from a Win95 screensaver charge you. There's no weight to the weapons or impacts, no purpose to the upgrade system... nothing really good about any of it. I can't say there's anything bad about it either, but if there's no reason to play it over anything else, why bother?

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adaa123456789

102 products in account

16 reviews

Posted: September 26, 2015

My friend bought this for me. I've never experienced a game so juicy.

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Daniel55344

65 products in account

9 reviews

Posted: November 26, 2015

It is impossible for me to not give this a thumbs up. I bought this for $.49 and it was worth every cent. It was a stressfull way to spend over 2 hours of my life but it was fun. I never thought i would ever scream "Oh ♥♥♥♥ there are too many pears" and meant it. It is 100% worth it if you can get it for less than $1. I found this game to be more fun than a lot of shooters. So basically, buy it, its pretty great.

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victimsofretail

882 products in account

69 reviews

Posted: October 10, 2015

This game is awesome...and MUCH more value than the price...in fact, this could be the best dollar, in terms of value, that I've ever spent! Sure, that may sound over-the-top or superfluous in praise, but it's TRUE. The game itself is fun, the controls are surprisingly accurate, the difficulty is appropriate to which one you select...but it's more than just that. Bad day? Shoot some veggies. Great day? Celebrate by shooting some veggies. Bored? Shoot some veggies. Each level is different enough to keep you interested. BEST OF ALL...is the developers. Yes, for just a Dollar, I have found through personal experience that this game's developers give service above-and-beyond, and better than ANY developers whose game's prices cost you your first-born and ignore or take personally any complaint you have. I had troubles, at first, getting the game to work, and these developers took personal interest EVERY DAY until they helped solve my issue, and were polite, and shared in both my worry AND my joy once the issue was fixed...and ALL THIS happiness, fun and personal joy for one dollar. I cannot think of ANY other time IN MY LIFE I had this much value for such a reasonable price. So yes, I recommend this game on several levels, and offer the highest praise possible for value inestably higher than the price offered. By all means, GET THIS GAME!! Enjoy life as a result! :)

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Grid

321 products in account

28 reviews

Posted: August 1

Only the dead know peace from this eternal conflict.... And I'm unsure if I even envy them any more. Have I grown to savor the taste of endless carnage? This war ... The thumping splat of my juicer as I nail the trigger again, and again.... An endless sea of corn, popping and gurgling and screeching as they reach for me... Unto the breach once more, I say. Day in... day out. I must Juice. My eyes well with tears as my boots squish into the malleable soil that is now riddled with vegetable broth... this truly is hell. They call for me from my nightmares... Or are they fanciful dreams unto which I fantasize the vicious slaughter of the tide of vegetable mongrels and fruit-demons before me? I don't know any more. And I don't want to. This is my magnum opus. The era in which Grid stood against many and beat back the horde of abyssal hellspawn for all-time. The blood pours from my eyes as I stand in defiance. As the only one to endure the slaughter- I decide to remain on the farm to ensure no fruit/vegetable ever rises again. I must juice.

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The Bjattler

112 products in account

1 review

Posted: November 27, 2015

For anyone who needs a cute, simple, and easy to run game, this is for you.
Pros:
-Graphics are simple but the aesthetic is good
-The gameplay is fun enough

Cons:
-It is very simple and bland, but that's what is expected of a cheap game
-Gets repetitive, so this is best played in short rounds.

All in all, you may as well play it if it's cheap enough for you.

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masking

135 products in account

2 reviews

Posted: February 3

the juicer what an interesting game,killing vegies n fruits what an interesting concept so im gonna break this review into 3 parts story graphics and gameplay lets do this

-story-
welp with walking vegies what kind of story would you expect anyway the story is taht a farmer wants his vegies and fruits to be grow faster so he goes to a lab and get a potion he uses the potion on the fruits and well it works but they became killing fruits while the story is meh its still pretty good based on teh concept of the game throught the game you will be fighing pears,cucumbers,pumpkins... with 5 worlds with 6-8 levels each this game will take you in the 3 to 2 hours to beat

-graphics-
there is not alot to say here since they are in the styile of banjo kazooie from taht i mean big round eyes on inaminat objects (well animate since potion n shiz) as for the rest of the animation its pretty good with some exeptions like the title screen was a bit mediocre the game it self not so bad

-gameplay-
allright this will be interesting the game is a shoes glued to ground shooter as enemies come towards you and you must fight them with a gun,minigun or shotgun (taht you get later on) but some enemies have guns wich make things a bit harder but they only come in world 3 so the dificulty adjustment is perfect there is no major dificulty spikes.When you finish a level you iwll get a medal taht give you money after that you iwll be sent to a shop where you can upgrade your gun your grenade buy grenades and your fence(wich is like a shield) sometimes thoe the enemies will come with vehicules cu has blimps boats rockets... wich will deposit a resonable amount of enemies some times you will see items in bubles such as money grenades mingun ect but there are also power down and well i will let see taht for your self

so this brings me to my final thoughts

-final thoughts-
the juicer was a pretty easy game but a good one with great graphics meiocre story and amazing gameplay this game is great for if you would like to kill 2 hours

story 6/10
graphics 8/10
gameplay 9/10

the juicer 7/10

and this is masking saying a goodbye

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Hur

150 products in account

6 reviews

Posted: February 13

When scooter-riding corn soldiers are running from the bushes straight into your machine gun fire, don't you just think that The Juicer is the best Vietnam War simulator in this world?

When you make school buses explode into fireworks, don't you just think how lucky you are to be able to play The Juicer?

When the farmer shows his juicy ♥♥♥ to you, don't you just think that The Juicer is the best game in Steam?

At 99 cents (heck, 49 cents during the sale), this game is a steal! Why wouldn't you buy this game? The storyline and gameplay are both great.

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rcjenn40

127 products in account

38 reviews

Posted: September 17, 2015

A very enjoyable, casual shooter for when you just want some mindless shooting and blowing things up.

The waves of enemies can get quite frantic at times, but it does have three difficulty options to fit your mood and/or skill.

Each level has bronze, silver, or gold achievements. Store has weapon, fence (shield), grenade upgrades bought from the money you earn clearing the levels.

Controls are simple; left mouse button to shoot, right to throw grenades, and middle button to switch to different gun types, or can use keyboard counterparts. Personally I use mouse buttons to shoot and throw grenades and space bar to switch weapons.

So really, the controls are kept clean and simple. Lots of things to shoot at. Sensible upgrades, level achievements, leaderboard, story mode between levels. It's a complete package for a casual shooter, and at this price, as casual to buy as it is to play.

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blarg123321

13 products in account

2 reviews

Posted: July 7

i love this game

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Recently Posted

Posted: September 5

guide:

Wash produce thoroughly. Unwashed produce can be contaminated with bacteria so this is an important step in the juicing process.
Line your juicer’s pulp basket. If you have a juicer that has a pulp basket, line it with a plastic bag for easy clean-up.
Cut or tear produce to fit through the juicer. Just before juicing, cut any produce that might be too large to fit through the juicer whole. Once you start cutting vegetables they begin to lose nutrients so it’s best to cut just before juicing, but if you really need to save on time, you may want to add this step to your preparation.
Feed produce through the juicer. If your juicer has more than one speed, don’t forget to down-shift from high to low for softer fruits. Most juicers come with a chart in the instruction manual to help guide you on speeds. Usually hard produce like apples and beets are on High and soft ones like spinach or cabbage are set to Low.
*Read more info on how to juice specific fruits and vegetables.
Rejuice your pulp. Once produce has been passed through the juicer, check to see if your pulp is still damp. If it is, pass it back through your juicer and you’ll be able to get more juice from the leftovers! (*Read our tips on what to do with leftover pulp.)
Drink up and juice on. At this point, you should have a fresh juice ready for you to drink! Drink it as soon as possible because once it’s juiced it starts to lose nutritional value overtime. If stored properly, it can last up to 2 days max but remember that there are no preservatives in fresh juice (which is why we love it!) so it can go bad quickly. If you prefer it cold, pour over ice.
Now it’s time to clean your juicer. Carefully scrub your machine with warm water and soap and place on a drying mat. Check the owner’s manual to see if your juicer is dishwasher friendly for an even faster clean.

Make a double batch. Make more than one juice, have half right away, and then store the rest for your juice later that day or the following day. This will help ensure you get the most potent juice possible for at least one serving.
Store in the fridge. Juice will keep for 24-48 hours in the fridge (72 hours is maximum time suggested). If you are traveling bring your juice in a cooler.
Keep in airtight container. Store your juice in an airtight container, preferably glass but BPA-free plastic works too.
Fill container full. Fill juice to the top of your preferred container to prevent oxygen from getting in which can deplete the nutrients.
Freeze.Freezing is also an option but less desirable than refrigeration. If you do freeze your juice do it immediately after juicing. Thaw in the refrigerator and drink within 7-10 days of freezing.
Store in the correct environment. The juice should be stored in a dark, cool environment away from heat and light.

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Posted: August 29

I always lock my door and windows. I always keep a knife under my pillow. I always keep 20 pounds of C-4 strapped to my chest. I always drink 7 gallons of Clorox, thanks to this game.

10/10. Gets rid of hippies

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Posted: August 25

cool badge :3
*actually i haven't played this game thou...

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Posted: August 10

I feel like im in WW I gallipoli shooting down at helpless soldiers... ONLY difference is these dont shoot back and i dont have a MG09.
10/10 game reccomend to everyone

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Posted: August 8

this game is liberal hippy propaganda

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Posted: August 6

Better than Fallout 4

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Posted: July 26

10/10

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Posted: July 1

Better than COD, also can run in my toaster

Cons: hungry and thristy is unavoidable when play The Juicer