Live a week in the life of "The Postal Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?
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Release Date: Apr 13, 2003

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September 30

POSTAL Redux / Hatred crossover

Not content with simply ripping off the idea of Hatred, we decided to rip Not Important and put him in our game, too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWtYZGrwnBE#

Not strictly POSTAL 2 news, but thought you guys might be interested in it. If there is enough demand we may bring him to POSTAL 2 as well, if a modder does not beat us to it!

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July 26

POSTAL Redux is 50% off on 'STEME' right now Via a POSTAL 2 Easter Egg!

In cast you missed it, we updated P2 to celebrate the long awaited June 2016 mall store reopening!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S67gQi4LR0A

Thankfully you don't have to travel to the future to get a copy of POSTAL Redux, you can get it right now for 50% off on the real Steam!

Co-op play is coming shortly, so why not get a head start and brush up your skills? Further free DLC is also planned, so this is a pretty sound investment!

http://store.steampowered.com/app/401680

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Workshop and Controller Support



http://steamcommunity.com/app/223470/workshop/

Update Notes

Updates since release on Steam in 2013

Added

  • Full controller support
  • Steam workshop integration
  • Many features to the POSTed SDK that make creating workshop content easier
  • The ability to play all seven days of POSTAL 2 and Apocalypse weekend in one playthrough
  • Apocalypse weekend’s dismemberment feature to the entire seven days
  • Twelve new weapons courtesy of the Eternal Damnation mod
  • Greater variation in NPC and Zombies. They have a bigger variety of voices, more animations and improved interactions with each other and The Dude
  • 68 Steam Achievement
  • Improved widescreen compatibility, including tripled headed setups
  • FoV slider,Triple Buffering and V-sync to the video options
  • Footstep sounds that change on different surface types
  • Holiday events for St Patrick's day, Valentine’s day, Easter and Halloween
  • Much, much more!

Fixed


  • 1000’s of minor mapping and code issues, and a few not so minor
  • Various crashes could occur when dismembering NPCs
  • Massive framerate drops when any fluid type collided with physics objects and exploding cars
  • Exploding cars using incorrect collision

All changes since POSTAL 2 was released on Steam, It’s quite a read -

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uMkQnS0HhwssnHJM2Vy5vtIP-AfhDUQ0mXvPZZSEy_s/edit?usp=sharing

About This Game



Live a week in the life of "The Postal Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?

Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.
Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Key Features

  • Aggressive vs. Passive: POSTAL 2 is only as violent as you are.
  • One large non-linear world.
  • Explore the world and accomplish your errands at your own pace.
  • Interact with Non-Player Characters
  • Survival Mode: If you choose to play as a pacifist, you will still have to deal with the NPC's who may also go POSTAL!
  • Based on the Unreal Editor: Easy to use and very powerful, with many mods already available from the community.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS:Windows XP SP3/Vista/7/8/10
    • Processor:Pentium 3 1133MHz or AMD Athlon 733MHz Processor
    • Memory:128 MB RAM
    • Graphics:32MB GeForce 2 or Radeon Video Card
    • DirectX®:8.0
    • Hard Drive:1200 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
    Recommended:
    • OS:Windows XP SP3/Vista/7/8/10
    • Processor:1.2GHz
    • Memory:384 MB RAM
    • Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500 Video Card
    • DirectX®:8.0
    • Hard Drive:1200 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
    Minimum:
    • OS:MacOS X 10.6 or higher
    • Processor:700Mhz (PowerPC)
    • Memory:256 MB RAM
    • Graphics:32MB Radeon or Geforce 2
    • Hard Drive:1200 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
    Recommended:
    • OS:MacOS X 10.6 or higher
    • Processor:1.2GHz (PowerPC / Intel)
    • Memory:384 MB RAM
    • Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500
    • Hard Drive:1200 MB HD space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
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31 of 38 people (82%) found this review helpful
18 people found this review funny
19 of 21 people (90%) found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
Recommended
22.5 hrs on record
Posted: September 26
Broke into someone's house to ask him if he wants to sign the petition.

he agreed.
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10 of 12 people (83%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
13.0 hrs on record
Posted: September 18
If you wondered why anyone still lives in Arkham City, the true question is why anyone still lives in Paradise. The place has literally lived through TWO doomsdays.

"Paradise lost" is a quality addon - plenty of easter eggs, South Park level humour and references to recent events as well as latest games. The fact alone that the setting is like a cheap-cheap version of Fallout 4.

I hope that developers will create further expansions and make Paradise to live through another "cat fall", mocking recent political events and game releases.
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9 of 12 people (75%) found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.5 hrs on record
Posted: September 20
If Cancer,Politics,and people's opinions had a baby, that would be this game.
10/10.01 would bash someone with a shovel in the head again
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.8 hrs on record
Posted: September 30
You can drink your own pee.

9/10
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: September 28
ライブの寿命"に郵便族" を不幸にエブリマンでもチェックもしました。 買い牛乳、延滞中の図書館、ゲイリー-コールマンのサインというおそらく間違いだったのか?
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
74.2 hrs on record
Posted: September 21
Postal 2 is exactly what you make of it. Yes, it can be a gruesome, unsavory, albeit cartoony, experience, and the game does push you to that end most of the time, but it can also be a open world game that allows you to explore a satirical world filled with both hilarious situations and expectations that speak volumes about paranoid, and in many ways complacent, mid-2000s America. In many ways, it shows how trivial the concerns of the time actually were in the grand scheme of things. Postal 2 needs to be given more credit for pushing the envelope for games; what was once considered taboo was torn apart and amplified in this game. Wholly recommended as an experience.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: October 1
אני אוהב בנים ובר שולט
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.9 hrs on record
Posted: September 29
куришь и убиваешь
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
39.1 hrs on record
Posted: September 28
They got it right! Don't forget to be a resposabile Adult and leave violence in the video games not real life!
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RoMario105
1.2 hrs
Posted: October 10
10/10 scissors are deadly
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Derps
25.0 hrs
Posted: October 10
I gotta find more of this good stuff.
That's, the ticket.
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punkin
3.8 hrs
Posted: October 10
Product received for free
i open the gam-
*BANG* *BANG* *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM*
*sound of ♥♥♥♥ dripping from ceiling into police officers mouth while trying to crawl to a near hospital from me chopping off his legs moaning*

No Explanation Just Alot Of ♥♥♥ kicking fun for the whole family..
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skinny penis
11.1 hrs
Posted: October 10
Product received for free
i flew around town with a shovel

and tazed a tranny until he peed

then i went home and played overwatch

this has nothing to do with postal 2

i just wanted to tell you about my day

sorry
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Blacksmith-Cutolo
46.3 hrs
Posted: October 10
This game is like a scab:
You know you're not suppose to scratch it and try to ignore it, cause it's healing, but...ya just cant help it.

It feels so good~


But then, you end up tearing it off, and now its oozing some blood......
And when that happens, ya just can't help but say...





"I regret nothing."


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υηιηтιмι∂αтє∂
29.8 hrs
Posted: October 10
Hilarious gameplay! This game allows you to choose from lots of weapons that you may use against your enemies or even anyone if you simply just don't give a ♥♥♥♥. The errands you have to run are so funny. I suggest learning how to save your game a lot because the missions get hard so say if you're about to fight Krotchy (This mascot in the game you have to kill, well... I didn't at least, I ran from him after retrieving an item you're set to get) ..and you die, it sucks because you have to redo the whole thing over again. I've heard bad reviews about Postal 3 but I've never played it before & I wish to test it out. Postal 2 is really worth the buy & I strongly suggest you try this game out.
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xTreefishx
8.7 hrs
Posted: October 9
Make America great again!
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Fadilizer
2.2 hrs
Posted: October 9
Homosexuality
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botchamania
7.5 hrs
Posted: October 9
A classic that would leave people offended today if released.
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Grey007
66.9 hrs
Posted: October 9
I Guess This Crap Ain't Gonna Get Done By Itself
Postal 2 is a amazingly violent game. It is awesome and you can do anything you set your mind to.
Just run the errands like a normal person, or go on a genocidal rampage.
One of the best games to play when you
  • Are mad at your Boss! ( This Game is Not Safe For Work )
  • Just Went through a breakup!
  • or just had a minor inconvienince in your life
Postal is the only game i know of where you can take out all your anger without harming a soul!

10/10
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