Welcome to Matt Berman's Homepage!

See my new Atari game: Pegged 2600!

Sound of the week - This is what happens when I try to compile my CS assignment.....
(Note: Sounds require a sound plug-in for your browser....if you don't have one, just download it!)

See my current class schedule!

These may not be mine, but they are funny:

    Joke #1: The Minister

    Joke #2: The Old Man

    Joke #3: Employee Evaluations

    Joke #4: A few points to ponder

    Joke #5: Clinton and Saddam

    Joke #6: The Lawyer and the Mack Truck

    Joke #7: Windows Settings

    This is only somewhat abnormal...............

Links to other sites:

    John Harvey's Amazing Webpage!

    Joe Farrell's awesome new Qbasic game, Terran!

    Geomic's Comix and Star Wars RPG homepage!


    The Darwin Awards - Most of these are pretty funny.

    Something Awful - A very good review site!

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Reach me on ICQ.  My ICQ number is 47792663.

Last updated 09/4/00

When they took the fourth amendment, I was quiet because I didn't deal drugs.
When they took the sixth amendment, I was quiet because I was innocent.
When they took the second amendment, I was quiet because I didn't own a gun.
Now they've taken the first amendment, and I can say nothing about it.

"Don't insult seven men when all you are packing is a six shooter......." - Col. Sherman Potter, M*A*S*H

 "Only two things are infinite -- the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the Universe." - Albert Einstein

"Why do they sterilize needles used for lethal injections?"

"If "Pro" is the opposite of "Con", what is the opposite of "progress"?