Nick Kowalski for Senate


Are you tired of phony candidates who claim to have your best interests at heart when all they really care about is grabbing power?

Nick is different

Nick won't pretend to care about helping you. Nick freely admits that he can't stand you. Nick isn't afraid to tell you to your face that you're ugly and stupid.

Nick thinks you suck

That's right: no more lies or gimmicks. Nick Kowalski will always tell you exactly what he thinks.

Nick wants to punch your ugly face



Nick Kowalski
He Hates You Personally