We, the far-west portion of the second floor, hereby declare secession from the lowly dorm of Chamberlin.
In their attempt to squash the infidels of the rival honors dorm of Detling Hall, part of the ever-so-tall SE highrise dorms, the leaders of Chamberlin have neglected business on the homefront. They have failed to respect the needs of the second-floor-western corner. Therefore, room 213 (and hopefully the other western portion of second floor) declare Secession from the rest of the imperial house of Chamberlin. We shall hereafter be referred to as the Dormitory of "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
We, the residents of "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm". , will keep you posted as to events of our breakaway.

Matt, Andy, and that Other Guy

Calendar:

Early Feb. 97: We have a sudden moment of inspiration after viewing a similar break-away page and after our house declared war on Detling
Later Feb. 97: We plan to kidnap our cool Housefellow and make him a part of our new dorm. Unfortunately, he lives in the far-Eastern portion of the dorm
2/23/97: We take a web page
2/24/97: We declare independence
2/24/97: Others find out about our plans
2/25/97: Our room is stormed and our mattresses lit on fire, causing the necessity of a fire truck
2/26/97: We admit that the last entry in our calendar is incorrect.
2/26/97: We have to rename ourselves due to the misspelling of our Dormitory's name
5/18/97: After an unseccessful attempt to convert the rest of my wing-members to convert to out cause, I move out. I did convince one guy to live with me next year in a two-room suite in a much better dorm - that of Tripp Hall.
5/23/97: It is summer. I am bored. I added this entry.
Ni! (hey Dad, that simply means "Go back")