This is an intellectual challege for my loon of a roommate and I (well...my roommate of two years ago that is)
Beware there is some graphic language exhibited on this page.
Last update=October 27, 1998
Current Rules of the Game:
- Must be alliteration or assonance (beginning words)
- Must be alphabetical from bottom to top
- Must respond in a timely fashion
- No consultation of dictionaries
- No help/hints/blatant tellings from other people
- In order of [quantity], [prepositional phrase], [adjectives], [living thing] or some resonable variation
Most recent ones at the top...
- nineteen gnostic nihilistic Nepalese knights gnawing on naked Nubian nematode-impersonating gnus
- Millions of mangled mucousy Martian mussels, many mastectomized, from Mongolia marred by machettes
- lots of luminescent lavender lampreys lethargically licking lupus-loving lizards
- kajillions of kool-smoking kings killing krakus kingfishers
- jugs of java juice jivin' with jumping jailed jocular jaundiced junkies and
jostling jiggling jars of jell-o with joyous japanese javelins.
- iterations of iguanas in igloos indexing Windex (which reminds me that I should probably wash my glasses at some point)
- hundreds of hairy hippopotamuses hoarding hybrid hydrangeas
- googloplexes of gregarious giant giraffes grazing
- flocks of fluorescent flamingoes forming fires from friction
- eggriciations involving each egotistical egalitarian eel egg
- decillions of dancing dinosaurs drawing drunk dentists
- cumulatively capricious centillions of closely clapping clams.
- billions of bug-eyed baboons
- atrocious amounts of agitated ants. (it's alphabetical time; ha-ha, you get "X")
- tons of titanium-touching tribbles with tuberculosis.
- oodles of orange orgasmic orangutan-like organisms originating by the hour.
- trillions of triskaidekaphobic tree-dwelling train-tracking trigonometry-trusting trilobites
- Piles of pure putrid pissing pimping prostitutes
- hoards of hairy half-human half-hippo whores
- droves of drab darkly dotted doves dawdling like downy ducks.
- a plethora of purple polkadotted porpoises prancing with picnicing porcupines.
- A felicitude of felicious felines feeling fur named Fred.
- multitudes of mangled minions of michelangelo making many magnificent mirrored marshmallows.
- Piles of people personified as Patricia. Which reminds me, I have to wish my Aunt "Happy Birthday"
- gaggles of giggling girls named gertrude
- piles of pure putrid pre-pubescent polytheistic pond puke
- decillions of drooling dromedaries.
- billions of big burning bloody blasphemous burgundy bigamous biosynthetic baby bivalves
- millions of mangled must mussels
- gabillions of gleaming green gastropods
- centals of cyan cephalopods
- dozens of drab donkeys
- piles of pink porposes.
- oodles of orange orangutans
- Tons of tiel tadpoles
- millions of mauve manatees
- aquamarine aardvarks