Movie Info
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
| Rating: | R (for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use) |
| Genre: | Comedy |
| Directed By: | Seth MacFarlane |
| Written By: | Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild |
| In Theaters: | Jun 26, 2015 Wide |
| Box Office: | $81.3M |
| Runtime: |
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Cast
Mark Wahlberg
as John Bennett
as John Bennett
Seth MacFarlane
as Ted
as Ted
Amanda Seyfried
as Samantha Jackson
as Samantha Jackson
Jessica Barth
as Tami-Lynn
as Tami-Lynn
Morgan Freeman
as Patrick Meighan
as Patrick Meighan
Dennis Haysbert
as Fertility Doctor
as Fertility Doctor
Patrick Warburton
as Guy
as Guy
Richard Schiff
as Steve
as Steve
Michael Dorn
as Rick
as Rick
Martin Klebba
as Chucky
as Chucky
Tom Brady
as Himself
as Himself
Sam J. Jones
as Himself
as Himself
Bill Smitrovich
as Frank
as Frank
John Slattery
as Shep Wild
as Shep Wild
Cocoa Brown
as Joy
as Joy
John Carroll Lynch
as Tom Jessup
as Tom Jessup
Ron Canada
as Judge
as Judge
Liam Neeson
as Customer
as Customer
Patrick Stewart
as Narrator
as Narrator
Jay Leno
as Himself
as Himself
Jimmy Kimmel
as Himself
as Himself
Kate McKinnon
as Herself
as Herself
Bobby Moynihan
as Himself
as Himself
Taran Killam
as Himself
as Himself
Sebastian Arcelus
as Dr. Ed Danzer
as Dr. Ed Danzer
Jay Patterson
as Karl Jackson
as Karl Jackson
Steve Callaghan
as Comic
as Comic
Nana Visitor
as Adoption Agent
as Adoption Agent
Maggie Geha
as Female Nurse
as Female Nurse
Jessica Szohr
as Allison
as Allison
Craig Ricci Shaynak
as Blind Guy
as Blind Guy
Lexi Atkins
as Waitress
as Waitress
Jack Knight
as Todd Kidder
as Todd Kidder
Lauren Sanchez
as Boston Newscaster
as Boston Newscaster
William Xifaras
as Boston Neighbor
as Boston Neighbor
Curtis Stigers
as Wedding Singer
as Wedding Singer
Altena Lester
as Portuguese Neighbor
as Portuguese Neighbor
Julius Sharpe
as NYC Doctor
as NYC Doctor
Liz E. Morgan
as NYC Nurse
as NYC Nurse
Alec Sulkin
as Obi-Wan
as Obi-Wan
Ralph Garman
as Stormtrooper
as Stormtrooper
Michael Steven Coste...
as Jury Foreman
as Jury Foreman
Vanessa Vander Pluym
as Juror
as Juror
J. Mark Donaldson
as Juror
as Juror
Frank Lloyd
as Juror
as Juror
Becky Dennis
as Receptionist
as Receptionist
Michael Trisler
as Cyclist
as Cyclist
Bart Piscitello
as Bailiff
as Bailiff
Ryan Hanna King
as Jogger
as Jogger
David Goldman
as Pundit
as Pundit
Robert Holfelder
as Band Leader
as Band Leader
Ronobir Lahiri
as Pundit
as Pundit
Barry J. Ratcliffe
as Pundit
as Pundit
Chris Regan
as Pundit
as Pundit
Kate Gustafson
as Hasbro CEO Assistant
as Hasbro CEO Assistant
Nefetari Spencer
as Pundit
as Pundit
Jeffrey Stubblefield
as Pundit
as Pundit
Wellesley Wild
as Pundit
as Pundit
Lenny Clarke
as Cop (Boston PD)
as Cop (Boston PD)
Rachael MacFarlane
as Meighan Assistant
as Meighan Assistant
Christy Scott Cashma...
as Reporter
as Reporter
Joseph Micucci
as Nerd (Wedgie)
as Nerd (Wedgie)
Josiah Blount
as Comic-Con Fan
as Comic-Con Fan
Dustin Ybarra
as Borg
as Borg
Matthew Walters
as Hellboy
as Hellboy
Chris Neville
as Cops (Boston PD)
as Cops (Boston PD)
Aaron Zell
as Vendor
as Vendor
Scott Wahle
as Film Executive
as Film Executive
John Viener
as Police Dispatcher
as Police Dispatcher
Kate O'Brien
as Diner Waitress
as Diner Waitress
Billy Concha
as Bachelor Party Guest
as Bachelor Party Guest
Johnny Alves
as Security Guard
as Security Guard
Tara Strong
as Ted Toy Voice
as Ted Toy Voice
Silvio Cuadra
as Security Guard
as Security Guard
Andrew Torres
as Jump Rope Guy
as Jump Rope Guy
Luke Adams
as Wedding Announcer
as Wedding Announcer
Tiffany
as Herself
as Herself
