Point

No doubt about it, Hanson kicks ass. Those chicks are HOT. I mean, just looking at the pictures below, you have to admit that you're getting a semi right now. Nevermind their great skills in singing great pop music... their beautiful blond hair sends shivers down my spine. Every time I see that brilliant video I can't help but drift into pure bliss. When I hear the song on the for the 7th time that day, I can't help but hug the radio. Well, I think I've gotten my point across about this wonderful group, and Im sure you'll feel the same way.

-Schwarzh

CounterPoint

Ok...no more ritalin for Schwarzh. What's he mean when he says "Get em before the hair does"?! Yuck! Anyways, it's time to bust up the little pixie dust party for our friend Brad, the magical man from happyland living in his gumdrop house on lollypop lane. Anyone who has any grip on reality can clearly see Hanson for what they truly are...the third antichrist. For the prophecy of Nostradadamus has been fulfilled in this audio clip from "Where's the love?" played backwards...and the demon shall arise from the pit and lead them all with the unholy chant of hmmmm bop." These foul creatures are luring in our weak and feeble minded with their performances on Live with Regis and Kathy Lee and their pictures and interviews in magazines targeted at 12-15 year old girls (Brad got his pics from Teen Beat magazine). It's not just the music there's the videos...the horror...the horror. Everybody thinks it's so cute when the hellspawn are driving a car around on the highway. The director of the video cut out the part just afterwards when the bastards run down kittens and set fire to an orphanage. And it's soooo cute with the little darlings playing around at the beach...until they bust out the iron pentagram and butcher live chickens for their pagan rituals. Marilyn Manson doesn't bother me...Hanson makes me lose control of my bladder and cry uncontrollably like a kicked puppy. -Nellie