Argento's Dracula
October 2013
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Neil Genzlinger
When insects are the best thing in your movie, it's probably time to retire.
Mark Olsen
Argento ... brings enough moments of kinky madness to his not-great "Dracula" to indicate there may yet be greatness lurking within him. Here's hoping.
Nick Schager
Argento strands his actors in a variety of crummy master shots and close-ups that accentuate their every exaggerated gesture and line-reading.
Joshua Rothkopf
Some viewers will get unintended jollies from a gigantic, rampaging grasshopper; others, from the director's queasy-making penchant for unclothing his exhibitionist daughter Asia.
Zachary Wigon
Unfortunately, Argento never acknowledges he's in on the joke, nor is the film quite ridiculous enough for us to coast enjoyably on derision.
Rob Nelson
Director Argento half-heartedly mixes schlocky 3D f/x with one-dimensional characters for a near-two-hour joke that ought to have been funnier.
Critic reviews
Neil Genzlinger
When insects are the best thing in your movie, it's probably time to retire.
Mark Olsen
Argento ... brings enough moments of kinky madness to his not-great "Dracula" to indicate there may yet be greatness lurking within him. Here's hoping.
Nick Schager
Argento strands his actors in a variety of crummy master shots and close-ups that accentuate their every exaggerated gesture and line-reading.
Joshua Rothkopf
Some viewers will get unintended jollies from a gigantic, rampaging grasshopper; others, from the director's queasy-making penchant for unclothing his exhibitionist daughter Asia.
Zachary Wigon
Unfortunately, Argento never acknowledges he's in on the joke, nor is the film quite ridiculous enough for us to coast enjoyably on derision.
Rob Nelson
Director Argento half-heartedly mixes schlocky 3D f/x with one-dimensional characters for a near-two-hour joke that ought to have been funnier.
David Rooney
Utterly lacking in imagination or suspense, this inane effort is strictly for hardcore Argento cultists.
Cast and credits
Actors | Rutger Hauer, Asia Argento, Thomas Kretschmann |
Producers | Enrique Cerezo, Roberto Di Girolamo, Sergio Gobbi, Franco Paolucci, Giovanni Paolucci |
Director | Dario Argento |
Writers | Dario Argento, Enrique Cerezo, Stefano Piani |
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Rental period
Start within 30 days, finish within 48 hours.
Run time
110 minutes
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