I Hate Valentine's Day
July 2009
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Joy Tipping
It's like eating a plain Hershey's bar on that supposedly most romantic day of the year. It may soothe your sweet tooth for a brief bit, but you'll still be longing for Godiva.
Lisa Schwarzbaum
A charmless rom-com about an exhaustingly vivacious florist.
Ben Lyons
I found it to be really one note. This is not authentic modern courtship.
Ben Mankiewicz
Everyone who's ever seen a movie knows where this is headed... but getting there is breezy, fun, and most importantly, well-executed.
Nathan Rabin
An unspeakable nadir in the career of its writer-director-star, My Big Fat Greek Wedding's Nia Vardalos.
Robert Abele
All I Hate Valentine's Day adds up to is an awkward, ritualized date between moviegoer and a still-learning triple hyphenate.
Critic reviews
Joy Tipping
It's like eating a plain Hershey's bar on that supposedly most romantic day of the year. It may soothe your sweet tooth for a brief bit, but you'll still be longing for Godiva.
Ben Mankiewicz
Everyone who's ever seen a movie knows where this is headed... but getting there is breezy, fun, and most importantly, well-executed.
Nathan Rabin
An unspeakable nadir in the career of its writer-director-star, My Big Fat Greek Wedding's Nia Vardalos.
Robert Abele
All I Hate Valentine's Day adds up to is an awkward, ritualized date between moviegoer and a still-learning triple hyphenate.
Lou Lumenick
What it lacks in laughs -- there are none -- it tries to make up for by ladling on stale clichés, such as Vardalos' two stereotypically gay assistants and a desperate younger female friend who stalks guys.
Cast and credits
Actors | Nia Vardalos, John Corbett, Judah Friedlander, Zoe Kazan, Amir Arison, Rachel Dratch |
Director | Nia Vardalos |
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Start within 30 days, finish within 48 hours.
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Run time
89 minutes
Rating
PG-13
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